Recent2003-12-31 - Holiday eye candy.
2003-12-30 - Pretty, snowing and jumping into cold water.
2003-12-29 - At least she smells good.
2003-12-27 - Yum yum!
2003-12-25 - Merry Christmas!
2003-12-23 - Scary Christmas.
2003-12-23 - Deck those halls and by deck I mean hit.
2003-12-22 - Bah humbug.
2003-12-18 - She didn't say I couldn't play in bed.
2003-12-17 - Hello, we're here to deliver a massacre.
2003-12-16 - Fire trucks and the nasally challenged.
2003-12-15 - Shut up and Dance, already!
2003-12-15 - Performance evaluations are coming up.
2003-12-15 - This is my alibi.
2003-12-13 - Do not bite the barista.
2003-12-12 - Kung fu, car hell and Jesus Presley.
2003-12-11 - Mystery Solved!
2003-12-11 - Pipe dreams and the lottery.
2003-12-10 - Public transportation plea.
2003-12-09 - Ran out of chi. Bite me.
2003-12-08 - Reclaiming the bedroom.
2003-12-06 - Not much going on so I shall pimp.
2003-12-04 - Sparring and Shopping.
2003-12-03 - Good thing I like Harpies.
2003-12-03 - Angi made me post this.
2003-12-03 - Holy bat guano, Batman!
2003-12-02 - List stolen from someone else's site.
2003-12-01 - Go ask Alice.
2003-11-30 - I did it! Worship me!
2003-11-29 - Hyperventilhating.
2003-11-28 - My kingdom for some words!
2003-11-27 - Happy Thanksgiving!
2003-11-26 - I'm afraid of worms, Roxanne.
2003-11-25 - Tooth and eye.
2003-11-25 - My bad ass bear hands.
2003-11-25 - This is my brain, this is my brain on the web.
2003-11-24 - This is wrong but I'm posting it anyway.
2003-11-24 - Writing, holidays and rib cage.
2003-11-23 - Pirates, argh.
2003-11-21 - I was goth before it was cool.
2003-11-19 - Kung fu action!
2003-11-19 - Hot Vampire Sex.
2003-11-19 - Morning from hell.
2003-11-18 - Laughter and voices in my head.
2003-11-17 - Shopping therapy, writing & weekend wrap up.
2003-11-16 - Plan C - Cage Dancing.
2003-11-13 - Violence against (plastic) women.
2003-11-12 - Travelling backwards.
2003-11-11 - Ebullient Verbosity
2003-11-10 - The good, the bad and the pretty.
2003-11-10 - The Imperial Assassin of Stumptown
2003-11-08 - BASTARDS!
2003-11-06 - Shoot me. Whadaya think?
2003-11-05 - Enter Inferno Man.
2003-11-05 - The world is his musical.
2003-11-04 - my. eye. is. on. fire.
2003-11-04 - Duck season.
2003-11-03 - You go girl(s)!
2003-11-03 - Make-over city!
2003-10-31 - Boo!
2003-10-30 - Sort of like Leela from Futurama.
2003-10-30 - Red eyes are in fashion right now, really.
2003-10-30 - Just call me cyclops.
2003-10-29 - I am so gosh darn popular.
2003-10-28 - I am a thespian. Read that last word carefully.
2003-10-27 - Now where did I leave my fur bikini?
2003-10-27 - Hold me Bat boy, Touch me Bat boy.
2003-10-26 - Worship me.
2003-10-23 - Gray Davis' next job.
2003-10-23 - I am a pretty goat head.
2003-10-22 - R.I.P. Elliott Smith
2003-10-22 - Rhapsody in black and blue.
2003-10-21 - Does this look dilated to you?
2003-10-20 - Spontaneous kitten combustion.
2003-10-19 - Tony Romas Sucks.
2003-10-18 - Babies in my blood.
2003-10-16 - You can dance if you want to.
2003-10-15 - Not selling my soul any time soon.
2003-10-15 - Ninety-nine cents each.
2003-10-14 - Those wacky parents.
2003-10-14 - Ethics of Martial Arts
2003-10-14 - Baby shower and Irish pirates.
2003-10-13 - I am too an intellectual.
2003-10-13 - If it ain't baroque.
2003-10-12 - Plastic, silicone and other bodily nips.
2003-10-10 - Kill Bill, gory as expected.
2003-10-09 - Don't forget to tip your waiter.
2003-10-09 - Dragon breath.
2003-10-08 - Shelleyan Rhapsody.
2003-10-07 - Sick and hedonistic.
2003-10-06 - Melancholy Monday.
2003-10-05 - Shaking my groove thing.
2003-10-02 - The HR department is finally loosening up.
2003-10-02 - Ever wonder what happened to Wonderwoman?
2003-10-01 - Shoegasm.
2003-10-01 - Don't mess with the ninja.
2003-09-30 - Hypochondria, invisible bras and perverts.
2003-09-29 - Hyped up and blood thirsty.
2003-09-28 - Quick camp summary.
2003-09-26 - I like knives.
2003-09-25 - Stealing other people's photos.
2003-09-25 - Final bruise count will be posted at the end of the week.
2003-09-24 - Everybody was kung fu bowling.
2003-09-23 - Story telling, excuses and apologies.
2003-09-22 - Why I like my boss.
2003-09-22 - Don't harsh a girl's massage buzz.
2003-09-18 - Compare these two news stories.
2003-09-18 - Hi, I'm an awkward thirteen year old girl.
2003-09-17 - What the...
2003-09-17 - Chakras, escapism and sleep.
2003-09-17 - Moo!
2003-09-16 - Craptastic.
2003-09-15 - And now for something completely different.
2003-09-15 - Weekend wrap up.
2003-09-14 - A very special Martha Day.
2003-09-12 - Where's my pencil?
2003-09-11 - Book Report.
2003-09-10 - Operation Save Tiny Concussed Bird.
2003-09-09 - Murph- Aiiiigh!
2003-09-09 - And, oh yeah...
2003-09-08 - E-mail from a co-worker.
2003-09-08 - It's Raining (men?)
2003-09-04 - Triding on the icy wasteland...
2003-09-04 - Not in pain and Mr. Scruffy.
2003-09-03 - I need a massage.
2003-09-03 - I'm on a highway to hell.
2003-09-02 - Dude, where's my Medallion?
2003-08-30 - I remember muscle pain.
2003-08-28 - Weirdest. Spam. Ever.
2003-08-28 - Bond girl in training part 1.
2003-08-27 - The telecommute is hell. Not.
2003-08-27 - Good-bye Bob.
2003-08-26 - I want...
2003-08-25 - Jet planes, sexy werewolves, my mojo and emergency holographic currency.
2003-08-22 - Own private idaho. Google me.
2003-08-22 - Dramatis Personae
2003-08-21 - Pull over to the side of the cubicle, please.
2003-08-20 - Disjointed entry. Excuse my dust.
2003-08-19 - Autobiography: or my life so far.
2003-08-17 - Getcher wang out of my garage.
2003-08-15 - I want to go home and hug my cats.
2003-08-15 - The wacky world of insurance!
2003-08-14 - The underground calls.
2003-08-13 - Heroin and they symphony.
2003-08-12 - The Five Question Game
2003-08-12 - Just call me Fi Fi.
2003-08-10 - Wedding coup.
2003-08-09 - On the road and tattoo picture.
2003-08-07 - Blood and ink.
2003-08-06 - Iguana be sedated part two.
2003-08-06 - I did not have a heart attack.
2003-08-05 - Writing, roadtrip and profile.
2003-08-04 - My hairdresser and a wedding pic.
2003-08-02 - Cat fight club.
2003-07-31 - Attacked!!!!
2003-07-30 - Much beating of breast and rending of clothes.
2003-07-30 - Tropical heatwave.
2003-07-29 - Freaking hot.
2003-07-28 - "Dude, are you sure?"
2003-07-27 - Tapas bar not topless bar.
2003-07-25 - Make-over mania!
2003-07-24 - My .17 windfall.
2003-07-23 - Images of summer.
2003-07-22 - Fire!
2003-07-21 - My eyes hurt.
2003-07-21 - Lazy days of summer.
2003-07-16 - Out of the metaphysical closet.
2003-07-15 - Roadtrip shmroadtrip.
2003-07-14 - Older and hungover.
2003-07-11 - Happy Birthday to Me!!!
2003-07-10 - Powerball, Filter and my future child.
2003-07-09 - Pain, pain and more pain.
2003-07-08 - The five year itch.
2003-07-07 - Avast ye mateys.
2003-07-03 - Catnip experiment number one.
2003-07-02 - Whoops.
2003-07-01 - Annual cat torturing event & why fu.
2003-06-30 - I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
2003-06-26 - Tunes for my ride.
2003-06-25 - Why you should take kung fu.
2003-06-24 - New dance craze.
2003-06-18 - Don't back me into a corner.
2003-06-16 - I smell a scam, among other things.
2003-06-13 - Zee microfilm is in a safety deposit box in Zurich.
2003-06-12 - Advice for the love lorn.
2003-06-11 - Kicks, hits, stiff neck, thanks.
2003-06-10 - Psycho killer qu'est que c'est.
2003-06-09 - Personal Shopper.
2003-06-09 - PayPal Fraud Alert!
2003-06-06 - Oops.
2003-06-05 - iCrack, camping and peanutbutter.
2003-06-04 - $.99 per song here I come.
2003-06-03 - Little piggies set free!
2003-06-03 - Human bowling ball maneuver.
2003-05-30 - Deer diary.
2003-05-30 - Smooch-o-rama.
2003-05-29 - Pond scum. Spa adventure.
2003-05-22 - ZZzz-less.
2003-05-20 - Yoga jelly.
2003-05-20 - Fangs for the memories.
2003-05-16 - I have a sharpie.
2003-05-14 - That's a new one.
2003-05-13 - Next time bring more detectives.
2003-05-09 - Spare Change? Need massage.
2003-05-08 - Leon the janitor.
2003-05-07 - Happy Alien Appreciation Day!
2003-05-06 - Megahappyflashbattle.
2003-05-05 - Don't make me kick your ass.
2003-05-05 - X-men, food & training reloaded.
2003-05-02 - X-Who?
2003-05-01 - Banished to the 7th level of hell.
2003-04-24 - Cleithrophobia.
2003-04-23 - I heart my Tivo.
2003-04-21 - Bulletproof Monk meh.
2003-04-18 - The difference between Western and Eastern medicine.
2003-04-17 - *hack hack hack*
2003-04-16 - Pout for me, baby.
2003-04-14 - How to tell when kung fu is effecting your work life.
2003-04-11 - More Friday Five.
2003-04-10 - Oh. My. Goddess.
2003-04-09 - A bitter taste. Sunlight.
2003-04-07 - My purple sash test.
2003-04-06 - Promoted!
2003-04-04 - Damn spam. The bane of my inbox.
2003-04-03 - An encounter with Homeland Security.
2003-04-03 - Green, yellow and red. Don't ask.
2003-03-28 - Internal chemical warfare.
2003-03-25 - Everybody was kung fu surfing.
2003-03-20 - Happy vernal equinox.
2003-03-20 - All war all the time.
2003-03-19 - Purpleness.
2003-03-18 - Trinity's late night adventure.
2003-03-17 - Happy Birthday Simon & Happy f-ing St. Paddy's
2003-03-13 - Face the facts.
2003-03-12 - Enter the Booda Dome!
2003-03-11 - Kicks, sneezes and Lex.
2003-03-10 - Rumble, Rosewater & 404.
2003-03-17 - Ghost of the Robot.
2003-03-06 - There goes my pedicure appointment.
2003-03-05 - My weather pixie.
2003-03-05 - Thanks, George. I think.
2003-03-03 - Plan B is now in effect.
2003-02-28 - Friday five reading questions.
2003-02-27 - We like Chuck.
2003-03-07 - Please kill me now.
2003-02-21 - Friday high five.
2003-02-20 - Bruises and joint locks.
2003-02-19 - You can't spell asphyxiate without ass.
2003-02-18 - Bag o' dirty tricks.
2003-02-14 - Insert name here.
2003-02-14 - Pretty flowers.
2003-02-13 - Bring it on, Celine Dion!
2003-02-12 - I'm pro-choice, I vote and eat tacos.
2003-02-10 - Excerpt.
2003-02-10 - Zzzzzzz.
2003-02-07 - Punches and headstands.
2003-02-05 - I am not Tofukitten.
2003-02-04 - Free needles on the house.
2003-02-03 - The Lucky Eagle Casino is under water.
2003-01-31 - *sniff*
2003-01-30 - It's finally happened.
2003-01-29 - Why cats and kung fu pants don't mix.
2003-01-28 - Activate prawn power.
2003-01-27 - Office linebacker.
2003-02-05 - Home alone.
2003-02-04 - Poisoned!
2003-01-24 - Kung fu open house.
2003-01-22 - Jackpot!
2003-01-21 - Dem bones.
2003-01-20 - Kindertotenlieder, how sad.
2003-01-15 - You can't take the sky from me.
2003-01-14 - I am an empathic farseeker.
2003-01-14 - My aching knees.
2003-01-13 - Books books books!
2003-01-10 - I heart Liad.
2003-01-09 - Crime scene.
2003-01-08 - Triskaidekaphobia
2003-01-07 - Excuse me while I do the icky dance.
2003-01-06 - Uh, ouch.
2003-01-06 - My resolve sucks.
2003-01-03 - El Cinco de Viernes
2003-01-03 - Books, books & more books.
2003-01-03 - Like a phoenix rising from the ashes.
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