Happy Birthday to Me!!!
2003-07-11 6:01 p.m.
I'm thirty-five today. Woke up this morning and went to an acupuncture appointment and had my heart chakra's cleaned out. Joanna told me the death dreams are deaths from previous lives that needed to be released. Basically I had too much crap hanging out in my chest and she helped clelaned the crap out. Felt much better by the time I left. We'll see if the dreams go away now and if I can get some sleep! Then I went to my leg waxing appointment. It was very very painful but now I've got sexy smooth legs and a sleek bikini line. I came home for lunch then ran out to Broadway to meet with Matthew from Tigerlilly tattoo. I showed him my pictures and told him what I wanted. He's sure he can come up with a design that fits my criteria. I've got an appointment with him on August 6th to get it done. Enough pain, now I'm ready for pleasure. Dinner and drinks!
3 People have tried to sell me ViagraPowerball, Filter and my future child.
2003-07-10 2:53 p.m.
Powerball was $200,000 dollars on Wednesday. I won�$4. I guess I'll reinvest the money in some more powerball tickets. Maybe I'll win Saturday's measly 10 million. Just kidding 'o mighty powerball gods! I'd be most honored to win that money. When I win I think I'll quit my job and open a martial arts bookstore/spa/coffe house/bistro. Maybe I should narrow that down a bit.
Just discovered I'm in love with Filter. I want to have Richard Patrick's baby. Don't tell Simon.
1 People have tried to sell me ViagraPain, pain and more pain.
2003-07-09 11:31 a.m.
I figure July is going to be my month of pain. I've scheduled myself for a leg and bikini waxing on my birthday. This will be after my accupuncture visit. Then I'll be a getting a tattoo next week. Hey, I'm tough and I can take it. However, I'm a little concerned about the bikini waxing part. How do they do that? Will there be full frontal nudity involved? Should I wear my smallest cutest panties? I'm not really into exposing myself to strangers. Anyone who knew me in high school is now laughing uncontrollably. I'm not really into exposing myself to stranger except where it involves large cold bodies of water. Really, I'm not used to running around naked. (outside of the usual bedroom escapades). OK, this was probably more than any of you wanted to know.
1 People have tried to sell me ViagraThe five year itch.
2003-07-08 2:49 p.m.
I'm still not sleeping much. When I do sleep I have violent bloody nightmares. The reocurring theme is: I've been mortally wounded somehow and am dying. I call 911 and they say they're too busy to help me. I die alone. OR I've been mortally wounded somehow and am dying. I call for Simon but he's busy doing something and doesn't come to my aid. I die alone. See the theme? Is this a getting older thing? Is this one of those I don't have a baby yet, dreams? I called my accupuncurist/qigong teacher for an appointment on Friday. I think my energy is all kinds of fucked up. If that fails I'll go to my western doctor and get some pill that will knock me unconscious. Don't know what she can do about bad dreams however.
On an up note: I've got my quint-annual tattoo designed. It's a tribal looking dragon that's curved into an "S" shape.
Sort of like this:
Now I have to decide where to put it. I'm thinking right scapula, lower back or upper back between the shoulder blades.
Holy crap! Please tell me that they aren't really tatooing children!
3 People have tried to sell me ViagraAvast ye mateys.
2003-07-07 9:55 a.m.
Spent the fourth of July at with friends at their floating house on the Columbia River. It was lovely being on the water although I did get that slightly sea sick sensation of floating after I got home. What the heck happened to my sea legs? I mean I grew up on the water, running around docks and making neat-o seaweed wigs. Isn't the sea still in my blood? Speaking of which, go visit Defective Yeti to see the ergonomic keyboard for pirates. I'll wait here.
Out of sheer laziness I drove to work today. I just couldn't face the bus this morning. I was in no mood for drunk people to try to pick me up or insane people muttering next to me. I didn't want to have to be on my guard for some psycho that may suddenly snap and try to trottle me in my seat. Instead I drove the miata, listened to techno music and stopped by Starbucks for a grande coffe with a shot of espresso added for extra oomph. Anybody listen to techno? I admit I know nothing about the genera except I like some of stuff I've heard. Feel free to leave recommendations in the comments or guestbook.
Only five more Shopping days until my birthday.
3 People have tried to sell me Viagra