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2004-12-30 - New Years Resolutions 2004 - The Easy Way.
2004-12-29 - I'll take mine pink.
2004-12-28 - Eeeeew.
2004-12-28 - In case you were wondering.
2004-12-27 - A brand new look for a New Year!
2004-12-27 - Cameraphone + vodka + push-up bra = blackmail
2004-12-25 - Merry Merry.
2004-12-23 - Ass ahoy.
2004-12-22 - Have a Merry Whatever.
2004-12-21 - Happy punk rock Christmas.
2004-12-20 - Pictures with santa.
2004-12-19 - The Love Letter Project
2004-12-16 - Mmmmm, humbugs.
2004-12-16 - This message is brought to you by the Discovery Channel.
2004-12-15 - I'm blogging this.
2004-12-14 - If you're not receiving enough spam already.
2004-12-14 - I wanna be a mule!
2004-12-14 - Archiving, damn you Stretchin' Gretchen.
2004-12-13 - Have a happy whatever.
2004-12-12 - You know it's a good party when you come home drunk and injured.
2004-12-11 - Wet but intact.
2004-12-09 - "Flashback to the lawnmower accident."
2004-12-08 - A++
2004-12-07 - Dude, I am like so sorry.
2004-12-07 - Possibly Nepal, I don't know yet.
2004-12-06 - Dusty notebooks.
2004-12-06 - NC-17. I warned you.
2004-12-04 - Sigh.
2004-12-03 - Sneak.
2004-12-02 - Meh.
2004-12-01 - My cableless fortress of slackertude.
2004-11-30 - Gracias.
2004-11-30 - With 10 hours and 58 minutes to spare.
2004-11-28 - Wish me luck.
2004-11-23 - Houston, we have a problem.
2004-11-22 - Nothing short of heroic.
2004-11-20 - Reason number 18 of why I think I'm going crazy.
2004-11-17 - I, hate, commas.
2004-11-16 - This is where I lose my mind.
2004-11-15 - Open letter to NPR.
2004-11-14 - Adoption.
2004-11-11 - Have some testosterone.
2004-11-09 - Six by six cell.
2004-11-08 - Oh say can you see.
2004-11-08 - A band of rabid weasels.
2004-11-07 - Fun with Auto Summary.
2004-11-06 - Flesh and blood.
2004-11-05 - Tell me what to do...
2004-11-03 - F*ck Bush!
2004-11-03 - George, Steve and writing.
2004-11-02 - Of all the people poled and we know how much that hurts...
2004-11-02 - Damn it Scotty, I need more power!
2004-11-01 - Case dismissed, see you next month.
2004-10-31 - Are you scared yet?
2004-10-28 - Purr.
2004-10-28 - Soon, Grasshopper.
2004-10-27 - Lunacy.
2004-10-27 - Sorry, Thor.
2004-10-25 - No plot? No problem!
2004-10-25 - Get out of my lane.
2004-10-24 - King Lear, cool hair and PT.
2004-10-22 - 50,000 words in one month. Advice for the already insane.
2004-10-21 - Want it all back.
2004-10-20 - Where the heck is everyone?
2004-10-19 - Heck Yeah!
2004-10-19 - Stocking up for winter.
2004-10-18 - Music list Monday.
2004-10-17 - Pimping away the night.
2004-10-16 - How much more fun can my head handle?
2004-10-15 - I have a headache, I write stories and I vote.
2004-10-14 - Snicker.
2004-10-14 - Reporting for duty, sir.
2004-10-13 - Uh, no.
2004-10-12 - Parking ticket.
2004-10-12 - Held captive.
2004-10-11 - I give away books like they're kittens.
2004-10-11 - Improv, beer, comics and nanowrimo.
2004-10-11 - The world is full of freaks, my friends.
2004-10-09 - The Friday wrap up.
2004-10-08 - New Florida voting booths.
2004-10-07 - "I suck as a vampire."
2004-10-07 - The entry is brought to you by Edelbrock Racing.
2004-10-06 - This mortal (motor?) coil.
2004-10-05 - Kick her! Kick her!
2004-10-05 - Copcycles and my innate lack of Spidey-sense.
2004-10-04 - The Adventures of Yolanda and Francesca
2004-10-03 - Your mother wears combat boots.
2004-10-03 - Take me away.
2004-10-02 - Danger lies this way.
2004-10-01 - Reading, writing and reading some more.
2004-09-30 - Cake, dog spit and even more books.
2004-09-30 - Will pay for art.
2004-09-29 - Open letter to Wpusedbooks.
2004-09-29 - Wanted for Murder and Page Running.
2004-09-28 - Inside my head.
2004-09-27 - Supa Star!
2004-09-26 - I want to rock and roll all night and party every day.
2004-09-24 - We be jammin' yeah.
2004-09-23 - Continuing with the theme.
2004-09-22 - The shy angry girl in the corner.
2004-09-22 - Thank you.
2004-09-21 - Holy Fricking Crap.
2004-09-21 - The demons.
2004-09-20 - The sea be a harsh mistress. Arrrgh.
2004-09-20 - Shelter
2004-09-18 - Rocks rock hard but we rock harder.
2004-09-16 - Don't say I never gave you anything.
2004-09-16 - Which way is the Hello Kitty store?
2004-09-15 - Why my friends are cool.
2004-09-14 - Walk through the fire.
2004-09-13 - I have this old picture of you.
2004-09-12 - Happy First B-Day Torben!
2004-09-11 - Ripping, eating, drinking and scanning.
2004-09-09 - Dear blog, you make me sick.
2004-09-09 - This made me laugh this morning.
2004-09-09 - Klingon Karaoke and other tales of mirth.
2004-09-08 - Random literary pursuits.
2004-09-08 - Holy crap!
2004-09-08 - Slacktastic.
2004-09-07 - Socially exiled is hard to get these days.
2004-09-06 - Notes from a domestic prisoner.
2004-09-05 - Stretched, pummelled and filet.
2004-09-04 - It could have happened.
2004-09-03 - Go figure.
2004-09-02 - Some scary sh*t.
2004-09-01 - Is it hot in here or is it just me?
2004-09-01 - Freaks only.
2004-08-31 - Crunchy tuna flavor.
2004-08-30 - The cat's in the bag.
2004-08-30 - Take the bull by the hand and avoid mixed metaphors.
2004-08-29 - There goes my pedicure.
2004-08-27 - Who's that girl?
2004-08-27 - It's alive.
2004-08-26 - Kill me now.
2004-08-25 - A traditional Victorian education.
2004-08-24 - Shelter.
2004-08-23 - Found poetry.
2004-08-23 - Shoe fetish.
2004-08-23 - Enough about me.
2004-08-22 - When poets dreamed of angels.
2004-08-21 - That pounding noise is just my head.
2004-08-20 - Not coming to a store near you.
2004-08-19 - Snerk trog reg!
2004-08-18 - Like putty in your hands.
2004-08-18 - Half assed.
2004-08-17 - Like I need a hole in my head.
2004-08-17 - Conversations with the dead.
2004-08-16 - Working through the pain.
2004-08-16 - Gross coffee and 1822.
2004-08-15 - Random entries in my notebook.
2004-08-13 - Lying is fun.
2004-08-13 - Happy Friday the 13th.
2004-08-12 - "Is this your car?"
2004-08-11 - She opened her laptop and updated her blog.
2004-08-11 - Currently reading:
2004-08-11 - Another reason why I don't fly.
2004-08-10 - Smart brain bad HMO.
2004-08-09 - Things I don't recommend doing #48.
2004-08-09 - My people will call your people and we'll do lunch.
2004-08-07 - Exciting news!
2004-08-06 - Schmoozin and some boozin.
2004-08-05 - It's all in the costumes.
2004-08-04 - Things I don't recommend doing #45.
2004-08-03 - Nice vertebrae, baby.
2004-08-03 - Siddhartha says buy low, sell high.
2004-08-02 - Conversation with David the assassin.
2004-08-02 - We will not be renewing your contract.
2004-07-31 - Adult Soap Box Derby!
2004-07-29 - I like 'em young, pretty and rugged.
2004-07-29 - Photographic evidence.
2004-07-29 - The exploding head show.
2004-07-28 - Dear Qwest, Die, Love, KFK.
2004-07-27 - The patron saint of sinusitis sufferers.
2004-07-26 - Sing softly to me.
2004-07-25 - Just your average Sunday update.
2004-07-24 - Vengeful librarians of the world unite.
2004-07-22 - Beery goodness and no squirrels were harmed.
2004-07-21 - What a hoot.
2004-07-21 - It's only a flesh wound.
2004-07-20 - Such a dork.
2004-07-19 - And I thought my birthday was fun.
2004-07-19 - Falling backwards into you.
2004-07-18 - PNW Tour '04.
2004-07-16 - Can you point us to the punk department?
2004-07-14 - My hair hurts.
2004-07-13 - Shaken not stirred.
2004-07-12 - Feel free to geek out amongst yourselves.
2004-07-11 - Older, wiser, drunker.
2004-07-10 - Criminal Intent
2004-07-08 - Is that some rebar under your cleavage or are you just happy to see me?
2004-07-07 - Lust and Order SCU (sexy crime unit)
2004-07-07 - Doing time in the courthouse.
2004-07-06 - This entry is brought to you by Starbucks.
2004-07-05 - Happy Fourth of July!
2004-07-03 - Public Service Announcement.
2004-07-02 - I know. I know.
2004-07-01 - Pimp-o-rama.
2004-07-01 - Wanted: minions.
2004-06-30 - Ready, set, slack!
2004-06-29 - Super corporate powers activate!
2004-06-29 - Everyone needs a hobby.
2004-06-28 - Tri-Met 1 SUV 0.
2004-06-27 - Sunday morning...
2004-06-25 - Field mouse 1 neighbor cat 0.
2004-06-25 - Field mouse 1 neighbor cat 0.
2004-06-24 - Cats in translation.
2004-06-23 - Spine crack and iCrack.
2004-06-22 - Current list of obsessions.
2004-06-21 - Wilting like a delicate hothouse flower.
2004-06-20 - Life goes on.
2004-06-20 - I had too much to dream last night.
2004-06-17 - Thanks for the night.
2004-06-16 - Wait for the blackout.
2004-06-15 - Looking at you.
2004-06-15 - Rabid (over you).
2004-06-14 - Neat neat neat.
2004-06-14 - Alone again or.
2004-06-10 - False memory.
2004-06-08 - Persephone sleeps.
2004-06-07 - Days like these.
2004-06-07 - Parties, The Man, Time Off.
2004-06-02 - Flashy knickers.
2004-06-01 - Twenty years ago and back again.
2004-05-31 - Infamy has struck KFK central.
2004-05-27 - Ribs of courage.
2004-05-26 - Fun with your HMO.
2004-05-24 - Kill Bill and some pictures.
2004-05-24 - Oh, my ribs.
2004-05-20 - Hoover Ball. Fun to say, fun to play.
2004-05-19 - Scisne Latine?
2004-05-18 - Academic whims and fancies.
2004-05-18 - Take Five.
2004-05-17 - You would think...
2004-05-14 - It's a perfectly cromulent word.
2004-05-13 - Also Sassy.
2004-05-13 - Hi, I kill people for a living.
2004-05-11 - Overdosin' on the Zzzzzs.
2004-05-10 - You may want to skip this.
2004-05-09 - Slacker, coffe and stakes.
2004-05-06 - Dance Party Remix.
2004-05-05 - Get out of my dreams and into my car novel.
2004-05-04 - Random shouts to people in PDX.
2004-05-04 - 10 characters in 100 seconds.
2004-05-03 - Rejected personal ads for myself.
2004-05-03 - In a split second.
2004-05-01 - Things I don't recommend doing number 156.
2004-04-29 - We could have had a good time.
2004-04-28 - We have lift off!
2004-04-28 - Playing in the grass and the *$ Oracle.
2004-04-27 - Pimping for Disco.
2004-04-27 - Wackiness and landscaping.
2004-04-26 - When I was thirteen.
2004-04-26 - More disgusting bus tales.
2004-04-24 - Fooled the hang over gods and Suckah!
2004-04-23 - Emotions, emotions.
2004-04-22 - I pity the fool.
2004-04-21 - Page twenty-three, sentence five.
2004-04-21 - I give up or screw you, cupid.
2004-04-20 - The Homeland Security Show.
2004-04-19 - Why I'm not allowed on the elevators during the afternoon.
2004-04-19 - Silver bullets and cold iron.
2004-04-16 - The Lawn Mower Fairy.
2004-04-15 - Damned, Multnomah County Tax.
2004-04-14 - Imaginary friends and dreamlife.
2004-04-13 - No puppets, spa, blood and working for the man.
2004-04-11 - Reason number 286 of why I'm going to hell.
2004-04-08 - Rejected titles for my blog.
2004-04-07 - Should have run him over.
2004-04-06 - Sci fi news makes me happy.
2004-04-06 - Improv and laundry notes.
2004-04-05 - How to properly do laundry.
2004-04-05 - Hit me, beat me, make me write bad checks.
2004-04-03 - Half a bottle of chardonnay to go.
2004-04-01 - Oh my freaking God!
2004-03-31 - Lists lists lists.
2004-03-31 - Like a hole in the head.
2004-03-30 - Cellphones and hormones.
2004-03-29 - And here is FiFi with the weekend report:
2004-03-29 - Monday and in trouble already.
2004-03-27 - Quiet on the set...
2004-03-26 - I'll be in my trailer.
2004-03-25 - Words to live by...
2004-03-25 - Left to my own devices.
2004-03-24 - I repeat quietly to myself.
2004-03-24 - Purple sash, purple skin.
2004-03-23 - What the Bleep Do We Know?
2004-03-22 - Give me three.
2004-03-22 - A bit of a morbid morning.
2004-03-21 - Drinks are on me.
2004-03-21 - The weekend update.
2004-03-19 - Completely vapid.
2004-03-18 - Oh dear Lord.
2004-03-18 - What? Are you talking to me? What?
2004-03-18 - Cubicle walls closing in.
2004-03-17 - Feed a fever, starve a cold, but what do you do for paranoia?
2004-03-16 - This is the plan.
2004-03-15 - Pictures From Friday's Test.
2004-03-15 - Sniffle.
2004-03-14 - Good Bye.
2004-03-13 - The old country.
2004-03-11 - Silly cat.
2004-03-11 - This just in.
2004-03-11 - Bus question.
2004-03-10 - This is not a joke!
2004-03-10 - Near Death, Kung Fu and Nascat.
2004-03-09 - When I grow up.
2004-03-08 - Just an FYI.
2004-03-08 - Six songs.
2004-03-08 - The weekend update:
2004-03-05 - Excitable pizza delivery men and obscene T-shirts.
2004-03-04 - Sleep and song recommendations, please.
2004-03-03 - Gettin' jiggy with it.
2004-03-02 - Etiquette question for the guys.
2004-03-02 - Freaking Airport base station.
2004-03-01 - Things I'd like to be able to say without lying.
2004-03-01 - Dork, Zen & Bar Food.
2004-02-28 - Testing shots.
2004-02-26 - Scene from the novel written on the bus.
2004-02-25 - Sex on heels.
2004-02-25 - Cartoon hair & kung fu.
2004-02-24 - This post is dedicated to Rebecca.
2004-02-24 - Love, actually.
2004-02-23 - Death lives down the street.
2004-02-23 - I'm going back to bed.
2004-02-20 - Snippet of a conversation.
2004-02-20 - Goddess bless you, Al Gore.
2004-02-18 - Say the magic words.
2004-02-17 - I am a domestic goddess. Sort of.
2004-02-17 - My name is Kungfukitten and I'm an alcoholic.
2004-02-17 - The Law and Order CI drinking game.
2004-02-16 - A rather Presidential day.
2004-02-14 - Happy Valentines Day!
2004-02-12 - Misc.
2004-02-11 - Banned for life.
2004-02-11 - Law and Order SVU Drinking Game
2004-02-10 - The Law and Order Drinking Game
2004-02-09 - Not that I'm bitter...
2004-02-09 - Laptops and spontaneous cocktail parties.
2004-02-08 - Quiet weekend, bored, blah.
2004-02-05 - Cat tested. Cat approved.
2004-02-04 - Things I thought about in the tub this morning.
2004-02-03 - Cuts you up.
2004-02-01 - Whiplash, Shopping, Couch!
2004-01-30 - Improv, kung fu and oh my legs!
2004-01-28 - What's your favorite color? Red, no blue!!
2004-01-28 - Squish squash.
2004-01-27 - I think those are my only skills.
2004-01-26 - Virality.
2004-01-26 - You go, girl.
2004-01-26 - My aura is black and it's raining outside.
2004-01-25 - It's raining men, Amen!
2004-01-22 - Out of iGigs.
2004-01-22 - Happy Chinese New Year Super Happy Lucky Monkey!
2004-01-21 - Fever, Donation and Shredding.
2004-01-20 - Sniff, snort, ah-choo!
2004-01-19 - How not to cure a sinus infection.
2004-01-17 - Lounging, cartoons and poultry.
2004-01-17 - Please, kill me now.
2004-1-15 - 3, 2, 1 Let's Jam
2004-01-14 - My body is revolting.
2004-01-13 - I'm here to eat your soul.
2004-01-13 - Things I don't recommend doing #47
2004-01-12 - FREEEDOOOOMMMM!
2004-01-10 - Aliases.
2004-01-09 - Cabin fever + digital camera = cheesy self portrait
2004-01-09 - S.O.S.
2004-01-08 - Now for the morning news report
2004-01-07 - Snowed in part deux.
2004-01-06 - Frozen documentation:
2004-01-06 - The Amazing Blizzardo.
2004-01-05 - So. very. tired.
2004-01-04 - So this is what 2004 feels like...
2004-01-02 - Baby it's cold outside.
2004-01-01 - Snow storm!

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