BASTARDS!
2003-11-08 10:15 a.m.

I wake up this morning because someone is ringing the doorbell at 8:00am. Who is up that early and why do they want me up as well? It seems as if my car was next in line for the fuckheads that are breaking car windows and ripping off people's stereos. The good news is they didn't get my stereo but the bad news is they ruined it.

I called the police and got put through to an answering machine. I doubt I'll ever hear from them even though I know they have a file on whoever is doing this.

My insurance company is trying to get a glass company out here before it rains. I was feeling OK about everything until I realized I have to pay the $200 deductible. I can afford it but those lousy dorkfucks are costing me $200 bucks. I so do not deserve this. This is not my karma. This is someone elses.

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Shoot me. Whadaya think?
2003-11-06 8:23 a.m.

I am scheduled for a flu shot at 10:30am. I'm normally not big on flu shots as I'm fairly young and healthy. I just end up missing enough work each year from migraine episodes that I need to inoculate myself against further infection. Plus everyone around here is horribly ill. It sounds like our entire floor is made up of old men with emphysema and brochitis. I'm constantly washing my hands, sucking on zinc lozenges and decontaminating my cubicle. If I get sick I'm seeking revenge.

So what do you guys think of the new site? I think it's done. Go sign the pretty new guestbook. I'll probably add a picture page soon as well. Go visit Tracy's site too, she's just updated it and now you can leave comments. Swanky!

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Enter Inferno Man.
2003-11-05 1:55 p.m.

It's funny how things happen when you're writing. I'm always surprised by what my characters do. Take for example, Inferno Man. I did not plan for this character to be in my novel. He just kind of showed up in a flurry of books falling off a shelf and now he keeps reappearing around town. Unfortunately, I suspect Inferno Man will be killed by the Omega house vampires tonight. Alas.

Word count: 6,718

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The world is his musical.
2003-11-05 10:04 a.m.

I had the most surreal morning. I was on the bus, sitting in the back with the cool kids and these three guys next to me start talking about the cool party they went to last night and paying $30 for a girl (for a girl to do what I wasn't quite sure but I'm sure it wasn't to hold his hand) then they started talking about their favorite drugs. They all liked to smoke pot and a couple of them liked to pop pills but nothing else. Then the conversation turned to where was the best place to do time. The consensus was that the county jail was the absolute worst with the federal prison being much better. The state pen was cleaner and nicer but you can't smoke there. I peeked up at these guys and they looked no older than eighteen and they were all bragging about doing time. Federal time. Jebus, help us.

I got off the bus and hear a woman say this: "And if you feel a cold nose go up your butt, that's the dog." She was teaching two blind women how to use a guide dog.

I go to Starbucks and get my coffee. The baristas all have me and my order memorized by now. Grande coffe with an add shot. I take the escalator downstairs so I can travel through the secret underground passageway of Pioneer Place and there's a tall skinny African-american guy in front of me. When he gets off the elevator he does this Michael Jacksonesque spin and little dance routine. Wow. The whole world is his musical.

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my. eye. is. on. fire.
2003-11-04 11:54 a.m.

I went and picked up the magical eye medication yesterday. It's called Elidel. It comes in a very pretty package that resembles some sort of feminine hygene product. It's an immunosuppressant and not an antibiotic so my new favorite pharmacist did not tell me that I have to throw away all my eye make up and contact lenses. It says on the package "avoid eye area" the directions the pharmacy put on the tube say "rub small amount over eye lid area." It produces an unpleasant burning sensation. Sort of like how tiger balm feels when you go and take a shower later on. That whole Oh-my-god-my-skin-is-on-fire feeling. So far my eye is about 50% better after three applications. I'm hoping by tomorrow I'll look snazzy instead of hung over.

I am so tired today. I got no sleep and woke up with a pain in my jaw from clenching my teeth in my sleep. TMJ returns. Time to get out the muscle relaxers. It works great for my TMJ, it just usually takes about 3 days before it's completely gone. But hey, I'm cool with that. I spend all day reading other people's medical records. I shouldn't complain. Lots of people have it worse than I ever will. I'm relatively healthy, relatively skinny and relatively sane. (It's all relative)

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Duck season.
2003-11-04 9:49 a.m.

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You go girl(s)!
2003-11-03 12:45 p.m.

Girls Pummel Man Who Exposed Himself

PHILADELPHIA, Pennsylvania (Reuters) -- A man described by authorities as a known sexual predator was chased through the streets of South Philadelphia by an angry crowd of Catholic high school girls, who kicked and punched him after he was tackled by neighbors, police said Friday.

Rudy Susanto, 25, who had exposed himself to teen-age girls on as many as seven occasions outside St. Maria Goretti School, struck again on Thursday just as students were being dismissed, police said.

But this time, a group of girls in school uniforms angrily confronted Susanto with help from some neighbors, police said.

When Susanto tried to run, more than 20 girls chased him down the block. Two men from the neighborhood caught him and the girls took their revenge.

"The girls came and started kicking him and punching him, so I wasn't going to stop them," neighbor Robert Lemons told The Philadelphia Inquirer.

Susanto was later treated for injuries at a local hospital. Police said he would be charged with 14 criminal counts including harassment, disorderly conduct, open lewdness and corrupting the morals of a minor.

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Make-over city!
2003-11-03 11:07 a.m.

My website got a make-over, but don't get too excited yet. It's still in transition. I had to fake some graphics until I get the authentic ones from my buddy, Katress. I will also be tweaking the HTML so you can expect some changes this week. Do you like it? I love it. It's a little more grown up, don't you think?

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