My lung is not collapsed.
2002-08-09 1:48 p.m.

So I woke up at 2:00am with searing chest pain. It felt like someone punched through my sternum and was trying to squeeze the life out of me. I tried not to panic cause I figured that it would probably make it worse. I did a quick physical inventory, nothing exciting going on in my life so it wasn't a panic attack, no numbness or tingling down my arms so it wasn't a heart attack, and no blinding head pain so it wasn't an aneurysm. I figured it was probably heart burn so I took one of Simon's tagamets and went back to bed. Woke up this morning and my chest was still hurting. When I got to work I went online to check my symptoms. I was told either: A. I have a collapsed lung and need to go to the ER immediately or B. It's no big deal go to the doctor if it doesn't go away in a week. I'm pretty sure I don't have a collapsed lung so I think I'll be all right.

I went shopping during lunch today and got a sexy see through black shirt and a olive green pattern skirt. On my way back I saw Mr. Statue. He was painted silver from head to toe. I gave him a buck and he shook my hand. Now I'm getting silver paint all over everything at my desk. It's kind of space age looking, I think I'll just go with the look.

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Girls on film.
2002-08-08 5:23 p.m.

A picture of Angi and I at my birthday party last month. (I'm on the right) Now I remember why I don't pose in pictures with her. Not only is she cute but I look like a ghost standing next to her.

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Buffy finally cheers up.
2002-08-07 11:01 a.m.

Joss Whedon has been reading my weblog. Or he's just responding to his fans who have the same thoughts that I do. (I know, scary) If you don't want to read the whole article, here are the highlights:

Buffy Next Season:
Buffy will cheer up.
Sunnydale High School will be rebuilt.
A lot of familiar faces will be returning. (Tara, Faith, Glory, Drusilla & Adam)
Anthony Stewart Head will be around more.
Willow will get a new girlfriend.
Spike will not turn into a little Angel.
Buffy will go on � with or without Sarah Michelle Gellar

Thanks to Fresh-Hell for pointing this article out. Now I can sleep at night.

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Suicide throws and sushi.
2002-08-06 9:30 a.m.

Last night in kung fu we practiced a throw. Then we practiced a counter to the throw. Then a counter to the counter to the throw and finally a counter to the counter to the counter to the throw. Lots of falling down and throwing people on the ground. I learned an important lesson: when doing a suicide throw* with someone much bigger than yourself, make sure you twist them a bit to the side or they will fall on top of you and squish you like a bug.

My coworkers are celebrating my birthday today (I know it was last month but Kungfukitten's birthday celebration is a summer long event, feel free to send presents.) we're leaving at 3:30pm to go to Dragonfish for a late lunch of chardonnay and sushi. Yum.

*Suicide throw. When you throw your opponent on the ground but sacrifice yourself by going down with them.

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Two years and counting.
2002-08-05 9:18 a.m.

For our two years of blissful dating anniversary Simon and I went to Compass World Bistro for dinner in the garden. It was absolutely lovely. For dessert we had lavender ice cream, biscotti and a glass of ruby port. There is something to be said about getting too good of service. Our food was served in quick succession making for a fast meal when we were hoping for a leisurely dinner. Next time I'll make reservations for 8:00pm.

My kung fu system finally has it's own website. Feel free to visit MoDukPai.com. Tracy of Chattering Magpie fame has been working diligently on the site for a few weeks. I'm working on writing up a page about Prof. Remey Preses, the founder of Modern Arnis for the site.

Saturday morning I slept in past forms class but still wanted to exercise so I got out my old tae-bo videos. I know, I know, shut up. To my surprise I found the tape exceedingly easy to do. I remember when I couldn't do all the moves and was winded or had leg cramps half way through. As a testament to my general fitness I was able to do the entire tape with high intensity while barely breaking a sweat. Compared to kung fu class that tape was eaaaasy.

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