Happy Halloween

2001-10-31 7:58 a.m.

I'm laughing hysterically because I got a google hit for "braless diaryland." What's up with that?

I wore cat ears to work at my very conservative workplace. It's very interesting. All the men stare at me and smile. The older professional women look at me with their upper lip curled into a snarl. The younger people look at me shyly and people that know me just roll their eyes.

I'm excited about getting trick or treaters this year. Last year I underestimated the amount of kids and ran out of candy by 8 o' clock. This year I've spent about $40 on candy and am ready for them! Besides you can never have too much candy. If their's any left over I'll bring it into work for the office vultures. Except for the mini $100,000 bars. Those are for Simon and I. Yum. And if anyone comes to my door dressed as Bin Laden I'm going to kung fu his ass and stick twix bars up his nose.

Speaking of kung fu...they posted the testing schedule last night. *gulp* Kung fu kitten will be testing for her first belt on December first. Happy kung fu dance around the cubicle . Of course that means that November is going to be a living hell. Training as much as I possibly can and doing NaNoWriMo virtually with Protoplast and locally with Rebecca.

I'm having a difficult time telling apart insane people and people talking on cellphones. On the bus I'll think someone is talking on the phone only to catch a glimpse of them and discover that they're actually talking to themselves in a rather strange or inane way. Then the other day in Safeway I thought this one guy was crackers because he was talking to a bag of lettuce only to discover he was wearing a headset. It'd be a lot easier on me if crazy people just wore a white shirt with big black block letters that said "Insane" on it. Then again it'd be a fine line whether or not I'd have to wear one of those shirts.

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