My butt has it's own zipcode
2002-01-09 8:37 a.m.

I woke up feeling fine this morning but I'm starting to feel my muscles seize up on me. Kung fu was grueling last night but fun. We did lots of conditioning exercises as well as held ourselves in push up position while we answered questions for our sifu about the school symbols on different wall hangings and paintings around the school. Once again I was the only girl in class last night. It's not really a big deal because I feel comfortable doing drills with everyone and the buffer more gung ho guys know to tone it down a bit or they'll send me flying across the room. It's interesting being an average of 10 inches shorter and 50 pounds lighter than everyone in the room.

We also got our sweatshirts in last night that were special ordered! Dark blue with a hood and the school symbol on the chest. I was sporting it around the house last night feeling like one of the cool kids. When I first started kung fu last year, all the really cool students not only had t-shirts but swanky sweatshirts as well, so now I get to be cool and swanky. If only would improve my round house kicks.

I'm hanging out on cyberdiet.com again hoping it'll motivate me to lose some more poundage. I saw some pictures of me during testing in December and I had no idea my butt was that big. It's like it's taken on a life of its own. It's own zip code. It's something I never really thought about before because I can't see it, but now that I've seen pictures I've becomed obsessed with it. It's no longer just something I sit on. It's become a whole other being, something that requires a stairmaster exorcism.

*sigh* No more eating out or yummy holiday snacks. Back to fruits, veggies and protein.

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