Say it, don't spray it:

saru-san - 2005-08-27 06:19:51
The saddest thing in the world (apart from, I don't know, a crying clown?) is that when I read the title of your entry, that stupid Spice Girls song got wedged in my brain! "If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends..."

Damn you!!!

Amber - 2005-08-27 13:20:54
I loved this! And I totally agree with many of them especially #2 on the phsyical section. :)

outfoxed - 2005-08-27 16:37:05
*Shivering* damno, I'm glad that I'm already married, those are tough! But my hair is pristine . . . at my age.

Lara - 2005-08-27 19:46:31
Amen! What the HELL is the matter with these people who can't follow these oh-so-basic guidelines?! Jesus. You know I once met someone from online who showed up with week-old stubble and nosehairs that were halfway down to his mouth? No exaggeration. It was terrifying. Oh, and he smelled funny. I mean, it wasn't a date, but I don't care .. you just don't meet a new person looking and smelling like that, whether you're expecting tail or not. ICK!

LeeboZeebo - 2005-08-28 12:54:59
SWM seeking S-Whatever-F for crazy hijinx and sticky situations. Must exude terrible wrath on homeless and enjoy goldfish snack crackers. Non-smoker preferred. No skanks need apply.

Meolo - 2005-08-28 16:07:57
A long list of demands for an insurance worker bee.

Bucky - 2005-09-14 21:10:40
Here I am: http://www.geekus.org/photoblog/?id=12 I am neat, have a shaved head, and am thinner than Keanu Reeves. I think I meet all the requirements, no? ;) Glad you didn't mention cigar smoking... (Sorry to hear about the camera!)

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