Say it, don't spray it:

Marn, eh - 2005-07-20 14:02:49
It is terribly poignant. He was a shy soldier out partying with friends the night before he was to ship out to Iraq. On his way home he was struck by a car driven by one of the Bush twins and to hush it all up he's now at Gitmo.



Rachel - 2005-07-20 15:31:22
Too funny! I'm going to have to keep that list handy when the low self-esteem demons bother me.

Darren - 2005-07-20 22:34:53
I'll go with the military thing. And he might be leaving later than tomorrow. I know when I joined, for no reason at all, women started noticing me. Like, they'd actually look in my direction, and keep their eyes in that direction. Odd. And I was doing my best to stay single. A girl gave me her number three months before I left. It took my friends-that were there to witness it-to actually force me to call... Maybe no one forced him? Either way, his loss!

Fergie - 2005-07-21 03:56:30
He might have been a lesbian. How could any woman hope to score with a hot kungfu kitten who thought she was giving her number to a guy?

glockgirl - 2005-07-21 20:19:27
When he got home his woman found the number and beat the crap out of him. Therefore he has been in traction and unable to call.

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