Say it, don't spray it:

Joey - 2005-04-01 13:36:32
Yes! I knew if we kept trying, my boys would learn how to swim the right way! Congratulations, my love.

chickie-legs - 2005-04-01 13:43:23
april fools?

kungfukitten - 2005-04-01 14:03:19
Of course it's an April Fool's joke. Although I wasn't sure if anyone would fall for it after last year's "Omigod there are naked pictures of me on the internet" ploy. You guys are too clever.

Bella - 2005-04-01 14:21:40
Hope you don't mind but I tried that joke of being pregnant with my family!! Man were they upset!!

LeeboZeebo - 2005-04-01 16:30:36
Joey doesn't know what he's talking about. We can both agree that my sperm is thrice as potent as his and therefore it is, in fact, my baby. Please prepare to sell it to the circus in nine months, honey. We have to give this one a better life.

Crys - 2005-04-01 17:48:23
That was a really good joke. I haven't had any ideas of what to pull today... You gave me one. I'll let you know if I got kicked out of the house or not! My daughter (she's 4) brought a whoopie cushion to school today to make her teacher fart in class. Classic. Oh, congratz on the baby! sh!t that is funny. Is your ego boosted yet? I can keep trying... um, yea, no I can't. That is all I have. Toodles.

Crys - 2005-04-01 17:48:45
That was a really good joke. I haven't had any ideas of what to pull today... You gave me one. I'll let you know if I got kicked out of the house or not! My daughter (she's 4) brought a whoopie cushion to school today to make her teacher fart in class. Classic. Oh, congratz on the baby! sh!t that is funny. Is your ego boosted yet? I can keep trying... um, yea, no I can't. That is all I have. Toodles.

Crys - 2005-04-01 17:48:48
That was a really good joke. I haven't had any ideas of what to pull today... You gave me one. I'll let you know if I got kicked out of the house or not! My daughter (she's 4) brought a whoopie cushion to school today to make her teacher fart in class. Classic. Oh, congratz on the baby! sh!t that is funny. Is your ego boosted yet? I can keep trying... um, yea, no I can't. That is all I have. Toodles.

mamazuki - 2005-04-01 19:07:39
You had me at Holy.

Blue Meany - 2005-04-02 11:16:32
Congratulations! I just stumbled upon your diary and saw the good news (it is good, right?), so I figured I'd go ahead and be the 8 millionth person to say Woo Hoo! Love, Meany

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