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mamazuki - 2003-10-10 01:16:32
News headlines for medical professionals...stolen from www.Qfever.com! (Not sure Ed should use this one, though.) GENERAL INTERNIST, APPALACHIA Fresh mountain air welcomes you to Evansburgh, WV, �the little town with a big heart.� Local medical practitioner retired as a result of shotgun misfire; practice, including exam equipment, electronic medical record system, truck parts & varmint traps, available immediately! Good working knowledge of autosomal recessive genetic disorders a big plus. B.Y.O.B(anjo), thievin� Hatfields need not apply.

bootkiller - 2003-10-10 10:25:15
Why do bagpipers walk when they play? To get away from that annoying sound... So, Eino and Vaino went out huntin' one day, and they decide to go in opposite directions. Now, Eino says to Vaino, "If you get lost, shoot in the air three times and I'll come find you." Shoor enough, Vaino, the big dummy, gets himself lost. He fires three shots in the air, and says, "Boy I hope Eino sees my arrows..."

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