Internal chemical warfare.
2003-03-28 11:49 a.m.

Head cold has officially gone out of control. I went to the doctor yesterday and was diagnosed with bronchitis, a sinus infection and an eye infection. I've been loaded up with antibiotics and drops for my eyes that sting. The pharmacist was very stern when he told me no contact lenses and no eye make-up for five days. He then had the nerve to tell me to throw away all my eye make-up. I'll willingly part with my mascara but I'm not throwing away my $300 collection of Stila eye shadow! I'll try what they do at the department stores and wipe each eye shadow down with a cotton ball dipped in alcohol. Here's to hoping that I don't reinfect my eyes. I better be well by my kung fu test next Saturday or I'm going to cry.

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Everybody was kung fu surfing.
2003-03-25 8:27 p.m.

Last night my kung fu school had a meeting for all of the students. I was a little apprehensious as school meetings are a rare event. Students who have been around for awhile told horror stories about sifus leaving and schools moving. I didn't want either of those to happen. Once everyone was gathered on the training floor our sifu unveiled the new school seal:

The last school seal had a mountain which was nice but I like the wave much better. Growing up on the Puget Sound, I have a strong affinity for all things marine-like. Plus our sifu is an avid surfer so the wave fits his personality. The wave is also very kung fu-ey: hard and soft, rhythm and harmony, yielding and powerful. The above picture was scanned from my swanky new uniform. Pretty cool.

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