2008-09-08 2:49 p.m.

I have the heebie geebies so bad after playing with this spider. I need to go take a shower. Gack.

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Rocking the Donut Store
2008-09-07 10:04 a.m.

VooDoo Manager: "I can totally stay if need a fifteen minute smoke break."
Cute Cashier: "I quit smoking."
VDM: "Well good for you. You could take fifteen minutes to chew sunflower seeds then."
CC: *snort* "Or I could look for kittens."
VDM: ?!

I woke up this morning and my headache was almost gone. I think the muscle relaxer must have worked. I just wish I had thought of that two days ago. I love driving around PDX on Sunday mornings. The roads are nearly deserted and it suddenly feels like a small town again. I got totally lost trying to find VooDoo Donuts this morning but I didn't mind because it was sunny, beautiful and the roads were empty. It rocked.

Cute Cashier: "I'm sorry I keep staring at you but you look exactly like this singer I totally like."
KFK: "Really? Who would that be?"
CC: "Lisa Loeb, have you heard of her?"
KFK: "Omigod! Of course I have! She made acoustic girls with glasses sexy!"
CC: "Uh, yeah."
KFK: "Or something like that."
CC: "Yeah, here are your donuts."

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VooDoo Migraine
2008-09-07 12:53 a.m.

I've been fighting off a migraine since Friday night. My swanky new migraine medication doesn't seem to be helping much. I even checked my blood pressure just to make sure my head wasn't going to blow up and it was normal. I'm now trying a muscle relaxant, because my face hurts too so perhaps it's a muscular thing. It's super annoying. It hasn't quite reached the puking and wishing for death phase. If I lay down and be really still I can't feel it, but if I get up and walk around it starts to pound lightly threatening to pound loudly if I do anything strenuous. So basically I've been a tree sloth all day. More like a bed sloth.

I rented Juno tonight from the iTunes store and watched it on my iPhone in bed. It was pretty cute. I was trying to figure out why I liked it so much. The plot was tired and predictable; we've all seen the after school special or the lifetime movie version of the teenage pregnancy story. I think it was the dialog and the characters. You kind of like it because it is predictable. It gives you a chance to relax and laugh at the dialog, focus on the camera work and listen to the silly lyrics of the background music. It sort of reminded me of a female version of Napoleon Dynamite. Only less awkward. Because it's hard to get pregnant if you're too awkward.

I've been craving something filling yet sugary all day but have avoided sugar because of my head. However, I've made the decision that tomorrow morning, no matter how I feel, I'm going to VooDoo Donuts for a dozen vegan donuts. I'm not a vegan, but I like them better than the non vegan ones. Would that be the ones with eggs? What animal products go into donuts? Lard? I dated a boy who used to always bring vegan VooDoo to my house. It was awesome. Better than flowers, I think.

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