Cat snot & stick fighting
2001-11-02 8:16 a.m.
Green Kitty just drew me a Kung Fu Kitten! I love her. Go check out her other artwork too.
I was putting on my make up this morning and my cat, Trinity was sitting on the counter staring up at me adoringly. He little whiskers were pulled back and her eyes were half way shut so I bent down to kiss her. And she sneezed on me! My God, I didn't know an 8 pounds cat could contain that much snot. She drenched me. Now I know that wasn't a look of adoration but a look of Oh boy, I'm about to have a gigantic sneeze.
In other news. I got to play with sticks last night in Kung Fu. We worked a bunch of different strikes and some disarming techniques. Two of those techniques require you to put the other person in a wrist lock with their hand pushed against your sternum (read between the boobs). So I had to practice this technique with three guys in their 20s. It wasn't until after class was done I realized why everyone wanted to be my partner. I think I'm going to start wearing a steel sports bra or something Madonnaesque with spikes. Another fun part of the night was having sifu demonstrate ways to control and beat someone up while you have a hold of their stick. For some reason it always feels like an honor to be beaten up by the instructor.
My brother's is coming to town tonight. He has some work to do this afternoon then will crash with us tonight. I'm trying to figure out a cool place to take him to dinner.
I wrote a bit of my novel on the bus this morning but I still have a long ways to go. I'm hoping to hack out a chapter or two this weekend.
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