Let sleeping cats lie
2002-01-18 2:01 p.m.

I thought I accidentally killed my cat last night.

I was lying on the couch wrapped in two quilts watching the second half of "Victoria & Albert." Loki was poking around at me so I finally lifted the covers up so he crawl under. He wedged himself between my legs and the back of the couch. 2 hours later when the movie was over and I was done bawling my head off because it was so sad when Albert died, I decided I better get up and take a bath. I threw back the covers and Loki was lying there with his eyes rolled back into his head and his mouth hanging open with his fangs showing. I pet his head and he didn't move, I shook his head and he was completely limp. Oh. My. God. I smothered my cat and he's dead. Right when I was going to open my mouth and let out a blood curdling scream he snorted and sat up, wiping the drool from his mouth with his paw. He shook his head and kind of looked at me weird. Then he trotted off to eat some cruncies for dinner.

Cats are weird.

I took today off work as a floating holiday. It was nice being able to sleep in until 8. Then I drank half a pot of coffee and went to kung fu class. It's kind of cool going to the morning class because you get to work out with people you don't normally get to see. I spent a lot of time working on soft and hard blocks.

I think I'll take a nice hot bubble bath and take a nap. I love days off, this is how my life should be all the time.

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