Ask KFK Number Three:
2005-06-28 2:39 p.m.

The delightful Industrial Monk asks: Looking back to your high school years, how would you say you have changed?

I would say that I really don�t care as much about what other people think about me. High school was a struggle to fit in somewhere and have a supportive cool posse. Finally during my senior year I just quit giving a rat�s ass and began doing whatever the hell I wanted (and if I wasn�t for an FBLA dance and subsequent burning of my attendance file, I wouldn�t have graduated) and had a great time. Once I gave up trying so hard, I discovered that I really liked who I was and so did other people. I wish I could have had that epiphany when I was twelve rather than eighteen. I wasted a lot of time.

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Ask KFK Part Two:
2005-06-28 12:03 p.m.

The awesome glockgirl asks: If you were locked in a room and all you had were three golf balls, a staple remover and an attorney, how would you escape?

The funny thing is that I�ve been in this very situation before. I�d use the staple remover to try to pry out the hinges of the door. If that didn�t work I�d chat up the attorney using the old "Oops-I dropped-my-golfballs-routine." Eventually I�d convince the attorney file a class action law suit against the makers of the lock on the door. Viola.

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Dear Kungfukitten Part 1:
2005-06-27 3:05 p.m.

The handsome Thalakos asks: Why do you get sick so much? What does your diet look like? How much sleep are you getting?

Kungfukitten answers: Lordy, I�m getting sick so much because my immune system has freaked out. I�m not sure why my immune system crashed but it did and I�m trying to cope with it.

Re: my diet, I have problems producing spit which makes swallowing difficult. Typical food for me would be toaster waffle for breakfast (bread stuff makes taking anti-inflammatories a snap), soup or fruit for lunch, diet coke, dinner is usually a lean cuisine or PBJ sandwich. It varies. I�m totally deficient in veggies and dairy. I�m still losing weight but I�m not going to worry about it until I get to the low end of my weight range. My thighs are famine resistant.

Sleep. Ack. You�re asking really pertinent questions. Normally I sleep 8-9 hours per night, have no trouble falling asleep or sleeping through the night and I have really vivid cool dreams. Lately I�ve been only getting four hours of sleep. I go to bed at midnight, set alarm for 7:00 and wake up at 4:00 and lay there for a couple of hours feeling my joints and back ache. It�s annoying. I�m sleep deprived. In fact, I�m probably hallucinating this entire blog entry. On the up side, I just got acupuncture and some Chinese herbs for sleeping so that might help.

Next?

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Ask me, ask me, ask me.
2005-06-27 11:25 a.m.

Apologies to those who were worried when I did not blog at all last week. I didn�t mean to freak everyone out. I was sick in bed for most of the week and didn�t want to bore everyone with incessant whining. Nothing blog worthy was going on, trust me, you didn�t miss anything.

That�s why I�d like to dedicate this week to Ask Kungfukitten sort of like Dear Abby but without the whimsical Christian slant. Ask me a question. Are you lovelorn? Want to know how to get blood out of silk? Do you wonder what size shoes I wear? Ask me anything and I will provide you with an answer. (I can�t guarantee that it will be correct but it will be an answer.) I was spammed over 200 times in my comments yesterday so they are only open to D-landers. Everyone else can use the guestbook or e-mail.

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