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2003-02-14 3:09 p.m.
I am having too much fun with the Valentine Form Letter Generator. Heh heh heh.
0 People have tried to sell me ViagraPretty flowers.
2003-02-14 10:30 a.m.
Happy V-day. Simon gave me flowers and cookies. Yum. However, whenever I get flowers I have to put them in a pretty vase and stick them on top of the refridgerator or else we get a feline puking fest. They don't eat flowers when they're outside so I'm not sure why they like to eat them when they are inside. Hence, lovely flowers on top of the fridge where you can barely see them.
1 People have tried to sell me ViagraBring it on, Celine Dion!
2003-02-13 11:12 a.m.
Who could you take in a fight?
0 People have tried to sell me ViagraI'm pro-choice, I vote and eat tacos.
2003-02-12 10:46 a.m.
I went out Monday night to see Voice of the Dragon with some kung fu friends, work friends, a tae kwon do friend and my brother. It was a fun mixture of jazz, dance and kung fu.
Tuesday I took my brother downtown to go shopping and get some lunch at the Portland City Grill, a great restaurant with a killer view. On our way down Powell we saw a guy with an eight foot by six foot glossy billboard featuring a severed bloody fetus head grasped in surgical forceps. Our first thought was "ick" and why is this freak standing on the street corner. I figured it must have been some sort of anti-abortion protest. There is a planned parenthood administration building a couple of blocks away. Apparently this guy thought he walk the two blocks to Powell where he'd have an even bigger audience. Of course that meant he'd be standing in front of Taco Bell. I'm guessing Taco Bell didn't sell many fajitas on Tuesday.
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2003-02-10 2:12 p.m.
I've added ten pages to my Novel as I'm a bit bored at work. Here's a snippet for your perusal:
I then did something very stupid. I rushed him. I got in close before he had a chance to pull his arm back and swing. As I lunged for him, we fell onto the roof together. I latched onto his right wrist with both of my hands and dug my fingernails into the soft spot where his arm bones crossed. He gasped in pain but managed to bring his left fist across my face for a sharp blow. It was enough to stun me and he wrestled out of my grasp. In the blink of an eye he was standing over me with the sword raised. I rolled away from it then felt momentum take over. I was too close to the edge of the roof and couldn�t stop my motion. I tried to grab at the edge of the roof but it was too late. I felt myself suddenly free of all contact; I was airborne. Then the sharp pain as I landed on the ground on my back. I figured it was better than being stabbed. I struggled to get air back into my lungs. I reached my hand back to feel my head, to make sure I hadn�t cracked it open. When my eyes finally focused I found myself laying on my back with a large tiger staring down at me.
1 People have tried to sell me ViagraZzzzzzz.
2003-02-10 10:08 a.m.
Bored bored bored. I have absolutely nothing to do today at work. I have either finished all my files are I'm waiting for physician memos. This is the first time my desk has ever been caught up. When I was first hired here in April the department was overwhelmed with files and there was a huge backlog. We had three times the normal amount of work. I became used to that sort of frantic pace. Now I'm caught up and frankly don't know what to do with myself. I guess I'll work on my novel. It sort of looks like I'm working unless someone stops and peers closer at my computer screen and notices all the references to kung fu moves and hears me muttering "What's another word for sardonic?"
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