The little red dress & damn my hips

2001-12-21 8:58 a.m.

I am so happy! As of 3:30 today I am on vacation until December 31! That means 9 days of no work, no cubicle, no phone ringing, no arguing over files. Whoo-hoo! ~kung fu kitten does one person congo line around cubicle~

I have a ton of work I need to get done today but I have a feeling that is just isn't going to happen. I don't care. It will still be there for me when I get back to my desk. I wasn't going to spend any more yesterday but there was a sexy little red dress calling my name from four blocks away. In the dressing room I came to the conclusion I have the body of a fifties pin up girl. Which would be fine if it was the fifties but it's not. It's, what the hell do we call the 00's anyway, it's the 21st century and in order to be beautiful(tm) you need to be really tall and have no hips, boobs seem to be optional. I'm short and can't wear those hipster jeans without appearing as if I've purchased the wrong size of pants whereas tall skinny babes always look like they are just accidentally slipping out of them. *sigh* My midriff hasn't seen the light of day since I was seventeen and able to unselfconsciously wear a bikini. Oh well, at least clingy low cut dresses (which I don't wear to work enshrined in glitter) look good on me and I've got symphony tickets so I had an excuse, nay a duty, to purchase said sexy red dress.

My stylist just called and is able to fit me in tonight. Hurrah, now I'll have pretty Christmas hair. The day just keeps getting better.

I have managed to get about 35 pounds of dry food and $85 in cash donations for the Humane Society pet food drive. That should add up to a nice little car load of cat and doggy food tomorrow afternoon.

Yesterday's fashion rant made it into Diary Rant infamy. Thank you, Ms. M. Oh yeah, yesterday I was sitting at my desk and my eye was watering. I blinked a lot and picked a piece of glitter out of my eye! A piece must have jumped from that woman's bosom and lodged into my eye. Not only was her outfit tacky but it was dangerous. You could put an eye out with that outfit.

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