Recent

2006-12-30 - May some of your dreams come true.
2006-12-30 - Kill the trees.
2006-12-28 - Me in a nutshell.
2006-12-26 - Burst into flames.
2006-12-25 - Merry Retro Christmas
2006-12-24 - Merry Fucking Christmas.
2006-12-23 - Batman smells.
2006-12-22 - Reason number 18 of why I am going to hell.
2006-12-22 - Want some wine with your steroids?
2006-12-20 - Love in the time of Sarcoidosis, or not.
2006-12-19 - Warm feet, gurney races and yowza!
2006-12-19 - I Am Podcrapular!
2006-12-18 - You can go to grad school if you want to.
2006-12-17 - The Secret.
2006-12-15 - Wine, tongues and blood types.
2006-12-15 - An old fashioned stare down.
2006-12-14 - Winter just wasnt my season.
2006-12-13 - Clumsy me.
2006-12-12 - You didnt wash your hands.
2006-12-11 - The Bats Have Left the Bell Tower
2006-12-10 - The Bite and Scratch Club.
2006-12-09 - The Game.
2006-12-08 - My Year as an Anchoress
2006-12-07 - Stealing Second.
2006-12-06 - The Pron Files.
2006-12-06 - The Sex Diaries.
2006-12-05 - Lets talk about sex.
2006-12-04 - Favorite Christmas Songs Meme
2006-12-03 - Smile...and laugh hysterically.
2006-12-03 - Beer, surgery and rewriting.
2006-12-01 - Visiting my wine guy.
2006-12-01 - Commercial Rantings Dangerous Language Ahead.
2006-11-29 - Cat Fancy and Clam Diggers.
2006-11-29 - Penguin generated violence against women.
2006-11-29 - Its payback time.
2006-11-28 - Statistics
2006-11-27 - A Long Time Ago We Used To Be Friends.
2006-11-25 - Go figure.
2006-11-24 - From whoo-hoo to sobbing uncontrollably in sixty seconds.
2006-11-24 - I want McDonalds.
2006-11-24 - The black death. No turkey for you.
2006-11-23 - Happy Thanksgiving!
2006-11-23 - A Whole Lotta Snot.
2006-11-21 - Things I Do No Recommend Doing Number 33.
2006-11-21 - One two three four I declare a word war!
2006-11-20 - Zen and The Art of the Siamese Fire Drill
2006-11-19 - NoNoWriMo The Movie
2006-11-17 - I did it, and then came to a terrifying realization.
2006-11-17 - Coitus interupptus the hard way. No pun intended.
2006-11-16 - I Was Smitten, Kitten.
2006-11-15 - The regurgitating pizza ninja.
2006-11-15 - Shut up or I will eat you.
2006-11-13 - In my world of fantasy, wont you dance with me?
2006-11-13 - Arm Pitty Goodness.
2006-11-13 - Naughty quickly written words.
2006-11-12 - A Short Snippet.
2006-11-10 - A whole lotta nasty.
2006-11-09 - Reality bites.
2006-11-09 - I Love My Friends
2006-11-07 - I like big butts and I cannot lie...or stop eating.
2006-11-07 - Craptacularness.
2006-11-06 - Aaaaaaah!
2006-11-02 - Blood and Swords.
2006-11-01 - Merry Christmas?
2006-10-31 - My date with a vampire.
2006-10-30 - Holy Shcucking Fit.
2006-10-29 - I do not exist.
2006-10-29 - My Space Hell.
2006-10-28 - Attack of the split ends snuggler!
2006-10-26 - Two hours of eyeball examination.
2006-10-25 - But Judge it was a wardrobe malfunction.
2006-10-23 - Monday Movie Extravaganza.
2006-10-21 - I am watching you Mister Cable Guy.
2006-10-19 - The good, the bad, the ugly, the naked.
2006-10-18 - And now for something completely different.
2006-10-17 - No warning, just BAM!
2006-10-16 - Mildred is gonna get fired.
2006-10-16 - Be afraid, be very afraid.
2006-10-15 - Snarkalicious or too much time on my swollen hands.
2006-10-13 - Where?
2006-10-13 - Nineteen days and counting.
2006-10-11 - Top Ten Signs Your Cat is Metrosexual.
2006-10-11 - Men a little help!
2006-10-10 - With every day tern turn tern.
2006-10-09 - Good, bad, worse advice.
2006-10-07 - The Force is in Your Pants.
2006-10-06 - Some call him God, I just call him Dad.
2006-10-05 - I did it.
2006-10-05 - My Own Private Tripod.
2006-10-03 - C And T
2006-10-03 - Worn out, South Park and Straws.
2006-10-01 - The Eight Stages of Drinking Alone
2006-09-30 - Macbeth in one page.
2006-09-28 - My intuition is a bit off.
2006-09-27 - Ngah!
2006-09-27 - Daily breast exams and tire screws.
2006-09-27 - SeaQuest DSV (Dorky Sydney Vents)
2006-09-25 - A Medical Update.
2006-09-25 - Who are you exactly?
2006-09-23 - Meow!
2006-09-22 - Give a stripper a chance - CSI.
2006-09-21 - Been Tagged.
2006-09-20 - The Trip Begins with a Kiss.
2006-09-20 - The art of negotiation.
2006-09-19 - When a video blog goes horribly wrong.
2006-09-18 - Welcome to Boob Fest 2006
2006-09-17 - Hippy Watch Three
2006-09-15 - The Narcatics.
2006-09-15 - Your pants are on fire but I do not care.
2006-09-14 - Cat Ownership Section 4.0.14
2006-09-12 - Home sick, ovaries spitting eggs.
2006-09-12 - Procrastination anyone?
2006-09-10 - There is no such thing as a free umbrella.
2006-09-09 - Making friends and making beds
2006-09-08 - Water we hardly knew ye.
2006-09-07 - Stop the Harvest Moon
2006-09-07 - Ninja Neighborhood Watch, Sex Dreams and Comic Strips.
2006-09-05 - My Father the Retired Fireman.
2006-09-04 - Attack of the Killer Cat Poop
2006-09-03 - No Longer a Video Virgin.
2006-09-02 - Link me, rate me, make me write bad entries.
2006-09-01 - Goofball
2006-09-01 - Where Dan Sell Our Heroines Tits a Computer
2006-08-31 - Carside Service To Go.
2006-08-31 - Go Smoke a Cigarette, Improv and Sensible Shoes.
2006-08-30 - Kissing Lessons ala Kungfukitten
2006-08-29 - Kismet.
2006-08-28 - Lighten the fuck up.
2006-08-28 - RPMs: Rapid Paw Movements
2006-08-26 - Hippy Watch Part Two
2006-08-25 - Cats scream but do they dream?
2006-08-24 - Procrastination at its best.
2006-08-22 - My Life, The Musical Version.
2006-08-22 - The Mystery of the Purple Toilet.
2006-08-21 - Da bomb.
2006-08-19 - All this mojo and nowhere to go.
2006-08-18 - Taken aback.
2006-08-18 - LOTR, ouch!
2006-08-17 - Teeth fine. Head hurts.
2006-08-17 - Public Service Announcement.
2006-08-16 - I curse you.
2006-08-15 - With Happy Ending You Get Free Eggroll!
2006-08-14 - Tree sloth ends her vacation.
2006-08-11 - The mystery of the missing chicken breast.
2006-08-11 - Do not mess with the Babushkas.
2006-08-10 - For your reading pleasure.
2006-08-09 - UPS now hiring vampires.
2006-08-08 - This House is Haunted
2006-08-07 - My Blood- Break it on Down Now
2006-08-05 - A Book Meme Because I am Bored.
2006-08-05 - This made me smile.
2006-08-04 - Depressed but hopeful.
2006-08-02 - Such a famous face.
2006-08-02 - I still love you Pee Wee.
2006-07-31 - And the Blogiversary Weiners Are!
2006-07-30 - Eau de Chicken Shit.
2006-07-30 - You are not getting protection money.
2006-07-27 - Can I get the honey mustard dipping sauce with those?
2006-07-26 - Le Sigh.
2006-07-26 - Things I learned from movies in the 80s.
2006-07-24 - Happy Blogiversary!
2006-07-23 - It is just too hot.
2006-07-21 - Things I do not recommend doing number 53.
2006-07-20 - Look out. Especially if your incisors are pointy.
2006-07-19 - You are so not getting high fived.
2006-07-17 - Interactive blog entry.
2006-07-16 - The Tiki Gods Smiled on Us.
2006-07-15 - Blunk Drogging.
2006-07-12 - Surprise present.
2006-07-11 - Today is my birthday!
2006-07-10 - Tapping my ass away.
2006-07-09 - Why you should not buy beef jerky from the Shell Station.
2006-07-06 - Now a post brought to you by my cat.
2006-07-04 - The earwig that devoured Portland.
2006-07-03 - Back to you Cokie.
2006-07-03 - Reason number 87 of why I am going to hell.
2006-07-01 - r u stoopid or lazy?
2006-07-01 - Twas a Rough Night
2006-06-29 - Nice shoes, wanna have sex?
2006-06-28 - I really needed a laugh tonight.
2006-06-27 - No heat stroke yet, fingers crossed.
2006-06-26 - Hot hot hot.
2006-06-26 - Happy MILF Day.
2006-06-25 - Things I do not recommend doing number 28.
2006-06-25 - Sorry Angelina.
2006-06-24 - Extra compensation will be provided for biting and scratching.
2006-06-22 - Things I Want My HMO To Say To Me
2006-06-21 - Beloved.
2006-06-20 - Shopping, bikinis and matching underwear.
2006-06-20 - Tabasco corneas.
2006-06-19 - My Father, Killer of Dangerous Insects.
2006-06-17 - My love/hate relationship with MySpace
2006-06-16 - 10 Things I want my doctor to say to me.
2006-06-15 - What my gut said.
2006-06-14 - Desert eyes.
2006-06-13 - Tuesday bloody tuesday.
2006-06-12 - You cant stop my heart from turning inside out.
2006-06-11 - How to go insane part one.
2006-06-09 - Friday I am in pain.
2006-06-08 - Silly hippies.
2006-06-06 - Die hippies die.
2006-06-05 - A little maudlin for such a nice day.
2006-06-03 - Five Things and Eight Websites.
2006-06-02 - Electrocuted by meercats.
2006-05-31 - Smile and say qi.
2006-05-30 - Thank you Jessica.
2006-05-29 - So much for my slacker lifestyle.
2006-05-28 - So. Very. Sexy.
2006-05-25 - No wonder my neighbors think I am special.
2006-05-24 - Now a word from our sponsor.
2006-05-23 - You never know where an entry is going to go once you start writing.
2006-05-22 - It was a dark and stormy night.
2006-05-22 - Five things in no particular order.
2006-05-20 - I curse you on behalf of Brother Crow.
2006-05-19 - I have a flashlight and know how to use it.
2006-05-17 - Wink.
2006-05-17 - Things I don't recommend doing number 87.
2006-05-16 - No puke is good puke.
2006-05-15 - Show Down on 62nd Street.
2006-05-13 - You like?
2006-05-12 - Not as fun as they promised.
2006-05-11 - In where our heroine plays with sharp objects.
2006-05-10 - Oh how I love new products.
2006-05-09 - Did I mention the computers are down?
2006-05-08 - Cheap hair. No more steroids. Bite me spammers.
2006-05-07 - One man, three movies and a dream.
2006-05-05 - Me me me me.
2006-05-03 - Hate spring.
2006-05-01 - We're Macho! We eat Nachos! Get used to it!
2006-04-30 - Banners For Sale!
2006-04-29 - Worst. Cat. Owner. Ever.
2006-04-27 - Little known facts.
2006-04-26 - The tarot files.
2006-04-25 - Hilda Duckworth.
2006-04-24 - Narcoleptic coffee sex.
2006-04-22 - The world is a safer/yummier place.
2006-04-21 - Dear Oscar, please send laudanum and a cute boy, love KFK.
2006-04-20 - Monk lust
2006-04-19 - Who have you been reading?
2006-04-18 - Sequestered.
2006-04-17 - A Quick Note About Comments:
2006-04-17 - Probably TMI enter at your own discretion.
2006-04-16 - Well, it is spring after all.
2006-04-16 - Happy Easter. My eggs are fine, thanks for asking.
2006-04-15 - Melissa, come here and palpate this...
2006-04-14 - The miracle of birth.
2006-04-11 - Can I write off eyeliner?
2006-04-10 - Sex Sells.
2006-04-09 - Put your arm in the air like you just don't care.
2006-04-07 - Screaming boob sucker.
2006-04-07 - I couldn't resist this one.
2006-04-06 - I Kiss You.
2006-04-05 - What your hairstyle says about you.
2006-04-04 - Feeling just a tad patriotic.
2006-04-02 - Who are you?
2006-04-02 - Useless Information
2006-04-01 - Daylight Savings Time and Rioting Alcoholics.
2006-03-31 - Pain, sweaty and cold.
2006-03-27 - International Blog Star.
2006-03-22 - Because you can never have too many pictures of your cats.
2006-03-22 - Snow shot.
2006-03-20 - Project Pretty Invalid off to a perilous start.
2006-03-18 - All Night Long, baby.
2006-03-15 - I made this just for you.
2006-03-14 - Someone's at the door! Run for your life!
2006-03-12 - Carny love.
2006-03-09 - An entry about the weather.
2006-03-07 - Josephine, nausea and ca-ching!
2006-03-03 - Back online, podcasts and barf-o-rama.
2006-02-28 - Cull-in-ary.
2006-02-24 - Rejected, again. *sob*
2006-02-21 - Dignity fully intact. Sort of.
2006-02-17 - An egg of dubious age and other stuff.
2006-02-16 - A new look, it's cheaper than dying my hair.
2006-02-15 - Breakfast of champions.
2006-02-14 - For the record, those are my real lips.
2006-02-13 - Finally have internet - back dated entry.
2006-02-10 - Gnnnnrk.
2006-02-09 - I know I sound crazy.
2006-02-08 - Sucks to be me.
2006-02-07 - You can't make me wear cotton underpants. Dammit.
2006-02-06 - Hot for Teacher and Potatobug Kung Fu.
2006-02-04 - Where's the viagra?
2006-02-04 - Shakespeare's Zombie lives in my closet.
2006-02-03 - Sit down and let's have a little talk.
2006-02-02 - Favicon, favicon make me a wish.
2006-02-01 - Mostly fearless.
2006-01-31 - Housekeeping, I've got your fresh towels here.
2006-01-30 - Why is KFK Sick?
2006-01-29 - Are you looking for love?
2006-01-27 - Hi ya, surgar-nuts.
2006-01-26 - New medication information received from a coworker.
2006-01-25 - And I thought my feet were small.
2006-01-24 - Car troubles, other people's snot and prescriptions.
2006-01-23 - Hacking, magnets and breaking up with my phone carrier.
2006-01-20 - Sick cars, sick girls, and no one buys me dinner anymore.
2006-01-19 - Extreme cubicle make-overs.
2006-01-18 - Just don't touch the face.
2006-01-18 - Games Bloggers Play.
2006-01-15 - I'm so lame I have to kick my own ass.
2006-01-14 - Here's your cat, that will be $150.
2006-01-10 - Work hours, improv shows and being in fine company.
2006-01-09 - New Year's Resolutions I Can Keep.
2006-01-09 - Delurk and tell me that you love me.
2006-01-08 - Doofiness.
2006-01-06 - You need steroids.
2006-01-05 - My friends are nerds.
2006-01-03 - Arrr-omatherapy.
2006-01-02 - DIY - KFK Style
2006-01-01 - Hippy Nude Year

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