Recent

2005-12-26 - A few Christmas pictures.
2005-12-23 - Let it snow, just let it happen when we're safe at home.
2005-12-09 - Still tired but a bit Frisky.
2005-12-07 - Work is a four lettered word. So is slut.
2005-12-06 - You can't make me ride the bus.
2005-11-24 - Happy Thanksgiving!
2005-11-22 - It's not you, it's me. No wait, it is you.
2005-11-16 - How the leopard lost her spots.
2005-11-08 - Book Review: Misfortune
2005-11-06 - I'm usually so RELAXED.
2005-11-03 - I must be a true writer if I stink this bad.
2005-11-01 - At least I was wearing clean underwear.
2005-10-31 - Being Scary!
2005-10-29 - Echocardiogram and broken hearts.
2005-10-28 - You can't take me anywhere and yum cheesecake.
2005-10-27 - More doctors and more improv.
2005-10-25 - Blah Blah Blah My Medical Condition Blah Blah Blah
2005-10-24 - Guess which one my cats fight over.
2005-10-24 - It's showtime!
2005-10-21 - Survey Mania!
2005-10-20 - I have the X-rays of a porn star.
2005-10-18 - Book review.
2005-10-16 - Beggers can't be connoisseurs, or can they?
2005-10-14 - Non-Reactive.
2005-10-13 - The girl who wears her heart on her sleeve.
2005-10-12 - Reason #36 of Why I am Going to Hell.
2005-10-11 - What my cats are actually thinking.
2005-10-11 - Sinks, the Sinead O'Conner look and a novel idea.
2005-10-11 - It's my party and I'll whine if I want to.
2005-10-10 - Press I.D.
2005-10-08 - Breathe like you mean it.
2005-10-07 - You can't make this shit up.
2005-10-06 - Read At Your Own Risk!
2005-10-04 - The Magnificent FiFi Meringue.
2005-10-04 - Miss Diagnosis
2005-10-02 - The Living Tarot.
2005-09-30 - Timing is everything.
2005-09-29 - My sentiments exactly.
2005-09-27 - Blind as a vampire bat.
2005-09-26 - HMO Hell Part 58.
2005-09-25 - The Top Twelve Reasons Why Pagan Parties Are Fun:
2005-09-22 - HMO Hell Part 57.
2005-09-21 - My internal monolog on the way to work this morning.
2005-09-20 - TV Talk.
2005-09-19 - You know you want one.
2005-09-18 - Sit on my lap and tell me you love me.
2005-09-16 - There's no skin left on the roof of my mouth.
2005-09-15 - Speaking of sticking cats down your skirt...
2005-09-15 - What do you mean you forgot to buy wet food?
2005-08-30 - So sweet you'll go into insulin shock.
2005-08-28 - New Template! New Website! New Crap!
2005-08-26 - If you want to be my lover.
2005-08-20 - My new friend Anna.
2005-08-19 - The museum case of disgusting objects.
2005-08-16 - I see nothing.
2005-08-16 - Quick movie review - Mad Hot Ballroom.
2005-08-15 - Multi paragraph update.
2005-08-06 - Publish me, please.
2005-08-04 - Minor surgery, gardening, convention.
2005-07-28 - Everybody do the black out!
2005-07-21 - Panty safari.
2005-07-20 - Call me.
2005-07-13 - Sleep good. Bootcamp bad.
2005-07-11 - It's my birthday and I'll sing if I want to.
2005-06-28 - Ask KFK Number Three:
2005-06-28 - Ask KFK Part Two:
2005-06-27 - Dear Kungfukitten Part 1:
2005-06-27 - Ask me, ask me, ask me.
2005-06-17 - When is it my turn?
2005-06-17 - Hey buddy, can you spare a life?
2005-06-16 - Why I didn't order a third beer.
2005-06-16 - A long time ago, we used to be friends.
2005-06-12 - Thanks for ice pick in the head.
2005-06-08 - Have a donut. From my thighs to yours.
2005-06-07 - Summer storage.
2005-06-06 - Mobility.
2005-06-05 - Feeling a little bit better.
2005-06-02 - Tag team needle treatment.
2005-05-31 - Giving 'boy your ass is hot' a whole new meaning.
2005-05-29 - Here we go again.
2005-05-28 - My tiny world.
2005-05-22 - Tree Trom Defects.
2005-05-21 - Part cluster lizard.
2005-05-20 - Yeah, I'm into freaks.
2005-05-19 - I will continue to make out with my cats, damn it.
2005-05-18 - Luck.
2005-05-16 - "Wiggle your big toe."
2005-05-15 - Icky eyes, slimmer thighs and Buddhist sighs.
2005-05-13 - What ever happened to Sidney?
2005-05-13 - Test anxiety.
2005-05-12 - Under no circumstances should you ever read the nutritional information on a Haggen-Dazs bar.
2005-05-11 - Livid.
2005-05-10 - Note above the sink: Do not barf on the fiestaware.
2005-05-08 - Word to your mother.
2005-05-06 - They will not be exploding anytime soon.
2005-05-05 - bitch bitch bitch moan moan moan
2005-05-04 - Needles, Chinese herbs and more waiting.
2005-05-03 - The ABC Link Game
2005-05-03 - Biohazard.
2005-05-02 - Marae and David the Assasin.
2005-05-02 - Let me cross her.
2005-05-01 - Insert string of swear words here.
2005-04-29 - Ear, Noth and Throat.
2005-04-28 - A little help.
2005-04-28 - Holy Shucking Fit, Batman!
2005-04-28 - Back in the gray cubicle.
2005-04-27 - Spots are fading, the leopard colony will soon be just a memory.
2005-04-27 - Wide awake and no one to harrass.
2005-04-25 - Day 1.5 in the Leopard Colony.
2005-04-25 - Day One in the Leopard Colony
2005-04-24 - My Own Private Leopard Colony.
2005-04-20 - Have a blessed day.
2005-04-20 - Not Contagious.
2005-04-19 - Let's hear it for sloth!
2005-04-18 - So lame.
2005-04-14 - My medical condition because I have nothing else to write about.
2005-04-13 - Ninja Toothfairies.
2005-04-12 - Is that an ice pick in your head or are you just happy to see me?
2005-04-10 - Are we not women? We are drag queens!
2005-04-07 - Twelve Percent Beer FAQ
2005-04-06 - I'm ready for my close up.
2005-04-06 - You'd be surprised.
2005-04-04 - The Bus Stops Here.
2005-04-02 - So not pregnant.
2005-04-01 - Holy Shit!
2005-03-31 - You shouldn't lie about your age.
2005-03-30 - So, how do you like it?
2005-03-30 - What the world needs now is a new Frank Sinatra so I can get you in bed.
2005-03-29 - Today's password is damn.
2005-03-28 - Self Help Books You Should Probably Avoid
2005-03-28 - Tofu Scramble ala KFK.
2005-03-27 - Jane Austen never imagined this.
2005-03-24 - Put your hands in the air like you just don't care.
2005-03-22 - Shopping Therapy Part 78.
2005-03-22 - I love you long time.
2005-03-21 - Amusements.
2005-03-19 - Worst. Catowner. Ever.
2005-03-19 - HMO from hell part 37.
2005-03-18 - Fashion update and the crazy rampaging teenager.
2005-03-17 - TMOBA
2005-03-17 - Do me, I'm Irish.
2005-03-16 - Feminist theory on hamburgers.
2005-03-15 - Mango cat.
2005-03-14 - He's all yours.
2005-03-13 - Improvisational Brawling.
2005-03-10 - My life as a musical comedy.
2005-03-09 - Not a lot has changed.
2005-03-08 - I feel much better now.
2005-03-08 - Mighty Male Spears
2005-03-07 - Not contagious, really.
2005-03-06 - Season pass reorganization or how I spent my Sunday afternoon.
2005-03-05 - I be illin.
2005-03-01 - Almost as much fun as sharks with lasers on their heads.
2005-02-28 - Jaws Part Three: The Infection.
2005-02-26 - Rock the Cat Box.
2005-02-26 - Movie privileges revoked.
2005-02-24 - Two words: free mousepad.
2005-02-23 - X-Ray spex.
2005-02-22 - Are you in pain?
2005-02-22 - Murh-der in bed dot com. (you had to have been there)
2005-02-20 - What not to wear in the 80s.
2005-02-19 - Sock puppets.
2005-02-18 - Winter Mix 2005
2005-02-17 - My own twisted imagination.
2005-02-16 - My avatar, myself.
2005-02-16 - I'm not stoned, really.
2005-02-15 - Whose ink is it anyway?
2005-02-14 - You know you were thinking the same thing.
2005-02-12 - I see hipsters.
2005-02-10 - Gross question girl.
2005-02-08 - School Records.
2005-02-07 - What was going on in my head at the time.
2005-02-07 - Don't do it, Janey!
2005-02-07 - Have you met my ferret?
2005-02-06 - Life is too short for cheap gin.
2005-02-02 - Calling complete strangers.
2005-02-02 - Head pain, cats are insane and wallet drain.
2005-02-01 - Just you and me babe, how about it?
2005-01-31 - Pass the midol.
2005-01-30 - Billy Blanks, my ass is in your hands.
2005-01-29 - Peanut Sauce.
2005-01-27 - The easily amused.
2005-01-26 - Chewie
2005-01-26 - I crack myself up.
2005-01-24 - Something to do.
2005-01-24 - Didn't totally suck.
2005-01-23 - Five minutes to curtain Ms. Kitten.
2005-01-22 - The emu story.
2005-01-21 - January is a very cold month.
2005-01-21 - Where's a %$#@! mosh pit when I need one?
2005-01-21 - On the radio.
2005-01-20 - iKitten Shuffle.
2005-01-20 - Children's chewable morphine, please.
2005-01-18 - Never pet a burning dog.
2005-01-17 - Things I don't recommend doing #68.
2005-01-16 - Best. Show. Ever.
2005-01-15 - Ice ice baby.
2005-01-14 - Itchy.
2005-01-13 - Don't quit your day job.
2005-01-12 - Little black holes in my head.
2005-01-11 - Brunchquil, from the makers of Dayquil and Nyquil.
2005-01-10 - If you love me, you'll click me.
2005-01-10 - Trachea, BYOBagel and Hilarity Ensues.
2005-01-09 - It's my party and I'll drink if I want to.
2005-01-06 - Nerd Alert!
2005-01-06 - Anatomy is neat.
2005-01-05 - The glass is half full of Nyquil.
2005-01-04 - What?
2005-01-03 - Snot, Flickr and Cat Blogs.
2005-01-02 - Top Ten Signs You're Dating a Metrosexual
2005-01-01 - Happy New Year 2005!

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