Not much going on so I shall pimp.
2003-12-06 8:11 p.m.

Nothing to report on just yet. Stay tuned for a big announcement of the sad sort tomorrow.

In the meantime I urge you to visit Disco the Kid's newest online comic/diary adventure: Sars the Cat. A funny yet tragic tale of a cat and her virus.

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Sparring and Shopping.
2003-12-04 9:46 a.m.

So open sparring is this Sunday. I promised to go and take pictures. Hey, Mamazuki, why don't you limp on by and take some pictures for us? I haven't trained at all this month due to some chaos at home so I'm going to be slow and rusty (read easy target) anyone who wants to take their agressions out on me can do so.

Went Christmas shopping yesterday but ended up trying on clothes for myself at Meier and Frank. I am shocked at how much wieght I've lost. Even under the blaring florescent lights and the unforgiving three way mirrors I didn't despise my body. I even went a little parakeet on my ass by trying to pick myself up. "Hey, you're cute! Can I buy you a drink later? Me-ow!" Bought a super cute tailored A line skirt to wear for Christmas. Now I just need a little fluffy angora sweater and some fishnet tights for a naughty but nice look. I tried on Donna Karan's Cashmere Mist perfume. I really like it. What perfume do you wear?

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Good thing I like Harpies.
2003-12-03 3:47 p.m.

Lifted from the MaskedMofo's site. If I wasn't sure I was going to hell before then now I'm sure. I even know which level I'll be in.

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)Very High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Extreme
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Moderate
Level 7 (Violent)Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)High

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

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Angi made me post this.
2003-12-03 11:49 a.m.

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Holy bat guano, Batman!
2003-12-03 9:40 a.m.

It wan an eventful morning at the bus stop. I was casually waiting for the good ole number nine to appear when a black honda accord jumped the median and ran smack into a tree! (It could have been worse, he could have hit the bus shelter) Before I could scream "Holy bat guano, Batman" eight people had their cellphones out and were dialing 911. Two truck drivers ran over to offer assistance. I'm certified in first aid but there seemed to be enough people over there and I could see the guy moving his head around in the car. I'm guessing he was probably drunk. The fire department showed up along with an abulance and then my bus came.

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List stolen from someone else's site.
2003-12-02 1:27 p.m.

Name Four Bad Habits You Have:
1. Sucking up other people's negative energy.
2. Eating chips.
3. Wasting time on the net.
4. Leaving things in the fridge for too long.

Name Four Things That You Wish You Had:
1. More money
2. Security
3. Love love love
4. A mansion

Name Four Scents You Love:
1. Real jasmine
2. Neroli
3. Paloma Picasso
4. Fresh brewed coffee

Name Four Things You'd Never Wear:
1. Hot pants
2. Platform shoes
3. Floppy hippy hats
4. Bra without underwire

Name Four Things You Are Thinking About Now:
1. I should probably eat today.
2. When is my next file due?
3. I hope that crazy lady doesn't call me back.
4. Does kung fu hamster need new batteries?

Name Four Things That You Have Done Today:
1. Drank coffee.
2. Attended a three hour training on feedback.
3. Taught a yoga class
4. Swallowed a Coenzyme Q-10 vitamin.

Name the Last Four Things You Have Bought:
1. Bottled Water.
2. Grande shot in the dark.
3. Iams chicken flavored cat food.
4. Diet coke.

Name Four Drinks You Regularly Drink:
1. Coffee
2. Diet Coke
3. Water
4. Vodka martini straight up with a twist

Last Song You Sang? Time and Tide by Basia

Last Person You Hugged? My Curandismo.

Last Thing You Laughed At? Loki attacking my feet when I was in the tub.

Last Time You Said 'I Love You' And Meant It? This morning to Trinity.

Last Time You Cried? On Sunday when I finished my novel.

What's In Your CD Player? I think it's a self burned Sting CD but the CD player is broken due to the bastards who tried to steal it.

What Color Socks Are You Wearing? Basic Black

What's Under Your Bed? A table, pictures, fiestaware boxes, dustbunnies and probably a bunch of cat toys.

What Time Did You Wake Up Today? 7:22 am

Current Taste? Retro goth chic.

Current Hair? Caramel blonde.

Current Clothes? Black slacks which are too big now and a funky blue and black button up shirt.

Current Annoyance? All these files staring me in the face.

Current Longing? For the holidays to be over.

Current Desktop Picture? Cowboy Bebop.

Current Worry? Love life.

Current Hate? Food.

Favorite Feature Of The Opposite Sex? Hair and eyes.

Last CD You Bought? Probably Limp Biskit but I don't like his rap stuff.

Favorite Place To Be? Near a body of water.

Least Favorite Place To Be? In a cubicle. Guess where I am?

If You Could Play An Instrument? Piano, classical or jazz.

Favorite Color? Black, crimson red, forest green.

Current Favorite Word/Saying? "Holy crap!"

Favorite Season? Summer

One Person From Your Past You Wish You Could Go Back And Talk To: I wouldn't mind punching Kevin in the nose.

Where Would You Like To Go? London.

What Is Your Career Going To Be Like? World renouned novelist.

How Many Kids Do You Want? 0 or three boys. I know, I'm weird.

Favorite Car? My miata of course.

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Go ask Alice.
2003-12-01 12:19 p.m.

At my workplace the maintenance fairies (oh they'd hate to hear me call them that!) decorate the building while us worker bees are gone for Thanksgiving break. When we come back to work on December 1, we are greeting with a festively decorated workplace with blaring Christmas muzak playing in the elevators. This year they've done a bizarre Alice in Wonderland meets Christmas theme. There's nothing like coming face to face with a ten foot tall white rabbit first thing in the morning before you've had your cup of coffe. Talk about surreal. Who said insurance was no fun?

For the record, I'm featured on OddGoogle. If you don't stalk OddGoogle, you should because it's a freaking hysterical site.

Mad props to MisterStelth who stayed up until 6:00am reading my novel. Are you freaking insane? I mean, I love you, man!

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I did it! Worship me!
2003-11-30 3:26 p.m.

I finished my Novel! I wrote over 50,000 words in one month. When I finished it this afternoon (with eight hours to spare, mind you) I felt like crying. It felt as if I had lost all of my best friends. I had even started dreaming about vampires. When I went out last night I half expected Will to show up and meet us for drinks. I guess that means I'll need to start a sequel so I can get my imaginary friends back. I'm so excited, after three years I was finally sucessful. I mean, I've written tons of novels before but never in such a short period of time.

Read it. Hey, Paddy and Wally. Wanna swap manuscripts?

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