I pity the fool that don't buy my bread machine

2001-10-11 8:00 a.m.

If Mr. T sold a product would you buy it? (aside from the Mr. T cereal that wasn't marketed that long, though featured in Pee Wee's Big Adventure). How about the Mr. T bread machine, "I pity the fool that don't like focaccia!" Can you even imagine Mr. T even saying foccaccia? Simon just recommended the Mr. T pasta machine. Mr. T milkshake mixer? Please sign the guestbook and leave the product that you'd like to see Mr. T endorse.

The other night Simon and I were sitting on the back steps watching the cats go nuts in the backyard. The were chasing each other, climbing trees and attacking anything that moved. Simon casually asked what the cats were going to do when it was raining and they couldn't go out. I said they'd probably go nuts in the house. I went inside to get a diet coke and didn't think much more about it. Awhile later, Simon is still outside, so I meander out to see what he's doing and I find he's trying to shove Loki into a small plastic bag that the newspapers are delivered in. I'm screaming: "What are you doing? What are you doing?" He lets go of the cat, who's obviously not cooperating, and then shows me that he's cut little holes in the bag for the legs to fit through and the front has been cut out to form a hood. And I was like, "you made a poncho for my cat?" He thought that way they could play outside in the rain. See, that's the difference between a cat person and a dog person. A cat person knows that you can't dress a cat up. Not unless it's a swanky little Donna Karan number with lots of sequins and beads.

I'm drinking my coffee and trying to focus. It's been an odd week and I haven't been working out. I'm committed to going to kung fu tonight and Saturday morning. Maybe that will get me out of this funk. If I really want to be insane, I can go to forms class then sparring class on Saturday. I don't know if my body can stand that much punishment. Since I'm not as witty today as I'd like to be I'll refer you to a couple of my favorite online diaries outside of diaryland. Don't get me wrong, I love diaryland but you can find those faves in my profile.

My friend Rebecca. She's just as strange as I am which is why I like her.

Wil Wheaton. You might remember him from such TV series as Star Trek The Next Generation and Lead Paint, Delicious but Deadly. This guy's hella funny. Hella hella hella. Say it with me.

Or if you have your own site check out the T'inator and have Mr. T redsign your website. I also like having him redo the CNN site or the Yahoo search engine.

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