Still tired but a bit Frisky.
2005-12-09 12:34 a.m.

This morning I was so tired and disoriented I filled the coffee maker with dry cat food. This was a sure sign that I should have just gone back to bed. On the up side, my coat is soft and glossy.

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Work is a four lettered word. So is slut.
2005-12-07 9:06 p.m.

I don't know how you people do this whole full time working thing. It's killing me. I had absolutely nothing to do at work today - I even had to resort to cleaning out my desk drawers and organizing my office supplies. Then I organized and labelled all the letters I'd written since April of 2002. That's a helluva lot of letters. You'd think all that would be relaxing and easy but it made my tired. Finally I just gave up and went home.

I nibbled on a late lunch, watched an episode of NCIS then took a nap. When I say a nap, I don't mean a light twenty minute power nap. No, I fell asleep for three hours of solid R.E.M. activated snooze-o-rama. Today's dream involved me in solving crimes and being in a high speed car chase. That's what I get for watching murder mysteries before falling asleep.

It's probably a good thing that I'm back at work. It's encouraging me to do important things like bathe, shave things, tease my hair and wear make up. Plus, I can wear all the clothes I bought online when I was an invalid. I may be sickly but at least I'm stylin. It also keeps me from considering strange things like buying a ferret or becoming a slut for the sole purpose of becoming pregnant. Being easy used to be a recreational hobby, now with that damn biological clock ticking it's taking on a life of it's own. Who knew.

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You can't make me ride the bus.
2005-12-06 11:45 a.m.

I am once again a part of the work force. You�d think that sitting in a cubicle shuffling papers would be pretty easy but I could barely drag my ass in the door last night when I got home. I was utterly totally exhausted. Working is hard. I had been gone so long that the network had ixnayed me so I had to wait until today to have a working computer. I had over six hundred e-mails waiting for me. I tried to go through them but I ended up deleting most of them unless the subject line had something really exciting in it. If you e-mailed me at work in the last couple of weeks I probably didn�t get it. Sorry!

Next week will mark ten years of working at the insurance company. I get a free set of luggage. I could also have chosen a watch, a barbeque smoker, golf bag or binoculars. I don�t have any luggage so I thought � hey, free luggage. Who cares if I don�t travel, I can put the cats inside and wheel them around the house for fun. They�d love it.

On a sad note, the woman I share the parking spot with is taking it back full time. It�s her spot, totally her call, but damn, I�m going to miss the company parking garage. I�m currently investigating the feasibility of monthly parking downtown. I really really really don�t want to take the bus ever again. I�ve really enjoyed not having people puke on me, hit on me or piss in the seat next to mine. It�s been blissful not having to watch my back every morning and evening. You can�t make me ride public transportation, damn it. I�ll cut food out of the budget before I let another heroin addict convulse all over me.

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