*sniff*
2003-01-31 12:02 p.m.
I just found out that my best friend's father has been diagnosed with terminal cancer. It's in his pancreas and liver. They can't even get him out of the hospital because he can't keep food down and he needs to be able to get off his morphine IV and swallow pain pills to go home. She's understandably bereft. To top it off she was laid off a well paying job last month at a company she gave her heart and soul to for the last fifteen years. Sometimes life is unfair. *sniff* I just want to go home and hug my cats and Simon.
1 People have tried to sell me ViagraIt's finally happened.
2003-01-30 3:59 p.m.
I guess this means I can win Powerball now.
0 People have tried to sell me ViagraWhy cats and kung fu pants don't mix.
2003-01-29 12:33 p.m.
I was taking a bath last night and there was a bunch of laundry on the floor waiting to be washed. Trinity decided that she wanted to crawl inside my kung fu pants. She does this a lot and normally it's adorable. However, she got it into her small furry head to tunnel all the way down the pant leg. She pushed and pushed until she got to the end and her head popped through the elastic ankle band. And then she got stuck. And then she started to freak out. I screamed for Simon as I desperately tried to rinse myself off. Meanwhile Trinity is flopping around like an angry beached seal. We managed to push her head back inside and then shake her out of the pant leg. I don't think she'll be doing that again soon.
Here are the kung fu related google hits I've gotten in the last 24 hours:
"Kung fu boobs"
"Naked kung fu"
"Marijuana kung fu"
and I am proud to be the number one google hit for "I get beat up too much in kung fu class"
Activate prawn power.
2003-01-28 9:39 a.m.
I went to the eye doctor last night. I haven't been in two years and this was a new doctor for me so I got the complete eye exam which included dying my eyes yellow with iodine so they could see the condition of my eye tissue and complete eye dialation which made me look like a Japanese anime heroine. I had to have Simon pick me up from the appointment as I couldn't see very well with my eyes all screwed up. We went grocery shopping on the way home which was sort of like shopping while drunk and on acid. Everything looked weird and the bright lights hurt my eyes and gave everything an eeire glowing aura. The bad news is my prescription bumped up on each eye so I'm even more nearsighted now that I was before. The good news is I got to get a new pair of glasses - dark green cat eye frames. Very retro, very cool, very meow.
Fun with Glen.
0 People have tried to sell me ViagraOffice linebacker.
2003-01-27 9:59 a.m.
I watched the superbowl for about five minutes yesterday, just to see who was playing, because football seemed to escape me this year. Not that I'm a huge football fan anyway. I managed to see the Terry Tate Officer Linebacker Reebok commerical. I was squealing with laughter, that has got to be the funniest commerical I've seen in a long time. Maybe it's because I relate too closely to the cubicle humor. Did anyone else see it?
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