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2006-04-02 11:49 a.m.

People have come here via Google today using the following search strings:

Bazoombas
knee groin by nice looking women
women obsessed with their own breasts
"double jointed" "the splits"
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all night long ritchie nocturnal
what does "your mother wears combat boots" mean
kung fu kitty pictures
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Law and Order Drinking Game

Daylight Savings Time and Rioting Alcoholics.

2006-04-01 10:42 p.m.

Don't forget to turn your clocks ahead an hour tonight. Or if you want to be really anal about it, you can stay up until 2:00am and change your clocks to 3:00am. I'm guessing they got rid of the hour of 2-3 to keep people from rioting in bars. What if daylight savings time was 1:00am-2:00am? Can you imagine sitting down to get your drink on and suddenly getting kicked out onto the streets angry and sober? Nope, best to keep the local boozehounds happy and drunk. Springtime was made for alkies.

Pain, sweaty and cold.

2006-03-31 12:08 p.m.

I was up most of the night with a migraine. It was a pretty severe one sans the barfing. I was smart this time and put bottled water and my little bottle of Amidrine on the bedside table before I curled up like a potato bug under the covers. You can't even moan when you have a migraine because the reverberation makes the pain worse. I just laid there very very still waiting for the medication to take effect while the evil gremlins stabbed the center of my skull repeatedly with a rusty ice pick. Four hours later I came out of my daze enough to take another two pills. The cats proceeded to crawl in bed with me and I woke up at 5:00am completely drenched in my own sweat with a couple of happy damp cats. Boy, do they love a hot and feverish body! The headache has receded to a manageable dull pain behind my forehead.

I turned up the heat this morning only to discover that it's still only 64 degrees in here. Hmmm. The little green diagnostic lights say the pilot light is on but nobody's home. The heater dude should be here this afternoon. *sigh* there goes another hundred bucks or so. I'm hoping this is an easy fix. Hey, maybe he'll be cute.

International Blog Star.

2006-03-27 7:58 p.m.

Out of the last 100 visitors I've had readers from the following countries:

United Kingdom
Canada
Australia
Algeria
Saudi Arabia
France
India
Italy
Belgium
Singapore
Iran

Actually I get regular visitor(s) from Singapore which I find intersting. If you're one of these international visitors drop me a note and let me know how you found me and if read this site in English or use a translation site. I'm sure if you're reading this through Babelfish my humor probably doesn't come through very well. In fact, you probably think that this is the oline diary of a mental patient.

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