The aftermath
2002-04-23 3:36 p.m.
The slumber party was a great sucess. We went over to Heckafresh's and found him passed out in the front yard so we TP'd his house and him for good measure. Suki drank all the wine in my house (no small feat) and Ms. M made long distance phone calls to to Camomile and Fairy so they wouldn't feel left out. I am dreading my phone bill. Thanks to Rampion and Loudwoman I now have restraining orders placed against me from Dominos, Godfather's, Round Table, Denicola's and Pizza Hut. But in our defense they looked eighteen. Ann Frank showed up at 2:45 (I think they kicked her out of the bar!) and taught us how to make pan galactic gargle blasters. I'm not exactly sure how the kitchen fire started but I think it had something to do with the Bacardi 151 and the cigars that Dorkfysh brought along. Katress came over and we made prank calls to her worksite. Since we were really drunk I forgot about caller ID and now I'm banned from flying on all major airlines. But that's all right as I stole her passport before she left. All in all it was a good time.
No one tell Simon about the Jehova Witnesses or the whole FBI investigation thing, K?
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