Rocks rock hard but we rock harder.
2004-09-18 10:05 a.m.

I went to the physiatrist yesterday and she told me that my spine rocks - only she used a more technical term than that. I got some new anti-inflammatories and a referral to physical therapy. The new working diagnosis is soft tissue injury and it will just take awhile to heal. I got clearance to kick some ass and get my ass kicked. I'm just not suppose to carry people around (no throws) or let large men step on my ribcage. Cool. I can finally go back to kung fu training and check out the new school. Ooo look, they have a new website.

Best. Headline. Ever.

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Don't say I never gave you anything.
2004-09-16 11:16 a.m.

Who wants a Buffy Mix CD? I know there's some closet Buffy the Vampire Slayer fans out there. This is a mix of songs from the three CDs (including the musical) plus a couple of tunes that were on the show that didn't make it into a previous mix. If you'd like a CD, send me an e-mail with your snailing address. I will delete your e-mail after I mail it out and solomnly promise not to show up on your doorstep in the future asking if I can crash on your couch. If I don't respond to your e-mail in 48 hours it means you've been spam filtered and should retry.

Fangs For the Memories

Buffy Theme � The Breeders
Transylvanian Concubine � Rasputina
Silent City � Matthew Sweet
Bohemian Like You � Dandy Warhols
Key � Devics
Stop Thinking About it � Joey Ramone
Everybody Got Their Something � Nikka Costa
Ballad For Dead Friends � Dashboard Prophets
Treason � Velvet Chain
Sound of the Revolution � Lunatic Calm
Blue � Angie Hart
Pavlov�s Bell � Aimee Mann
There�s No Other Way � Blur
Prayer of St. Francis � Sarah McLachlan
Warning Sign � Coldplay
Wild Horses � The Sundays
Strong � Velvet Chain
Under Your Spell � Buffy the Musical
Walk Through Fire � Buffy the Musical
Something to Sing About � Buffy the Musical
Buffy Theme � The Civil Tones

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Which way is the Hello Kitty store?
2004-09-16 10:12 a.m.

Good News - they finally got my CT scan back and it was normal with no herniated discs or nerve root impingement. This is fabulous news except that doesn�t explain why my stupid back hurts and why the pain is radiating down my leg, but at least I won�t have to worry about surgery or screwing up my back more by exercising. Thank the goddess and pass the ibuprofen.

I slept on the couch for a good while last evening and had a dream that I was in a musical. I was belting out the phrase �Wake up and smell the roses� when one of the cats tapped me on the nose and woke me up. I wonder if I was singing in my sleep as the cats seemed overly concerned.

I hooked up my new printer and played around with the CD printing function. It�s so freaking cool. With my iBook, iTunes and new printer I feel like I�ve got a recording studio in my living room. I finally made Shari her long awaited Buffy CD with a neat-o picture of Buffy and Angel sword fighting on the disc.

I�ve been practicing sketching boys/men lately. I�m trying to figure out masculine faces and the lines of the shoulder and chest. I love the curve of a man�s shoulder. Women�s shoulders tend to slope into softness while men have that wonderful knot of muscles at the shoulder joint that slides into firm biceps. Rrrowr. I need to get out more.

Geez, I just read the above entry and I except for the CT part, I sound like a 12 year old girl.

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Why my friends are cool.
2004-09-15 9:48 a.m.

I got this mysterious message in my e-mail yesterday. Oddly enough Dave Vanian has the exact same e-mail address as my friend James which can mean only one thing. They are the same person! I mean, I have never seen them in the same room together. Hmmmm:

Dear KFK,

Dave Vanian here. I wanted to call you back, but what I thought was a phonebooth was really a shower and HEY! this isn't a phone at all, it's a shower massage head!! No reception on these things, but it feels quite nice on my naughties.... (and Captain Sensible thinks it's a microphone....bloody ponce!)

Love,
Dave Vanian

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Walk through the fire.
2004-09-14 10:16 a.m.

I�m taking the afternoon off to sleep off my head cold and take care of my back. I�m wondering if this is just allergies. I don�t feel that bad just really really tired. I think I�ve slept more in the last three days than I did in all of last month. I�m anxiously awaiting the call back from my doctor regarding the CT scan. Crossing fingers. Think normal CT. Think healthy spine just stupid inflamed nerve.

I�m in a completely whiny self absorbed mood today. My back fricking hurts. I have a damn headache. My nose is stuffy. It�s been months since I�ve seen any action. I�m bored. Men are stupid and confusing. It�s still two more weeks until the season premiere of ER. I can�t draw to save my life. Why won�t Dave Vanian return my calls?

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I have this old picture of you.
2004-09-13 12:00 a.m.

I went out Sunday evening and bought myself a new scanner, an Epson 4180 Photo to be exact. It has this really cool feature where you can scan slides or negatives and get little graphic files. I had some orphan negatives sitting in the bottom of my photo box and pulled them out. I held them up to the light but couldn't quite figure out who they were of or when they were taken. Well. Viola. I give you me and my wacky Tower Books employees circa 1995. I'm the drunk one on the far right.

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