Home liposuction kits
2002-01-22 8:04 a.m.
Well my boss has called in sick for the last two days. Our admin assistant is certain that she's dying from the flu and half the trainers are out on maternity leave. That means it's very very quiet around here. ~spins around in chair a couple of times~ Wheee! There's no one here to yell at me if I goof off.
Speaking of goofing:
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Simon only has 8 more days of school left until he has his Master's degree. I will be so glad when he's done. Every night he comes home from work eats dinner and then is logged on to the computer until I go to bed at 10. We live together but I never get to see him. To add to the stress he keeps getting signals from his boss that he better look for another job before he gets laid off. ~le sigh~ (oops, I think that was a sukisim).
I weighed myself this morning and I weigh the exact same as I did last week. This seems hardly fair as I have been eating like a bird and have started going to the gym twice a week on top of my kung fu schedule. I figure I should have lost ten pounds last week. I know that muscle weighs more than fat but I'm not 135 pounds of pure muscle. When are they coming out with home liposuction kits? I can just see the ad on the home shopping network...
"Hi! Have we got a new and exciting product for you! It's called the FatSucker(tm) home liposuction spa kit. As you can see, our model Naomi has a disgusting 11% of body fat. But after an hour with the FatSucker(tm) Naomi is now a trim 8% fat! Naomi, tell us how it works!"
Naomi sways on her feet looking rather ill. "Can't talk. Body using fat from brain for energy." Naomi starts drooling then falls to the floor.
OK, so maybe it's not such a good idea.
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