Would you be so hot if you weren't dead?

2002-02-05 8:11 a.m.

I'm starting to get concerned. Last night I had an erotic dream about Graham Wynne. We were holding hands and walking through the woods together. He was telling me how he wanted to know everything about me. He was dressed in green and brown, like the colors of the forest and I was in a long red ball gown and wearing a tiara but I remember being barefoot and feeling the dirt and pine needles under my feet. Then we went to sleep in a big circular bed in the middle of the woods and there were all these different textures of blankets and sheets. It was a very tactile and voluptuous dream. First Handy Andy, Now Graham Wynne. My biggest fear is that I'll dream about Laurence Llewellyn Bowen painting my bedroom magenta tonight. What is going on with me? Why am I having erotic dreams about people on a home improvement show? At least they're good looking, if I start dreaming about Bob Villa I'm going to start seeing a shrink.

When I was walking to the bus this morning I noticed the sky was midnight blue instead of black, I think spring is approaching. There were also two bats flying around my neighborhood! I felt so very gothic, dressed all in black and walking down the street with bats flying over me. I started humming The Damned's "Would you be so hot if you weren't dead."

I found this on the Kaiju website. It said "Put this on your mother's homepage." Since my mother doesn't have a homepage I thought I'd put it on mine. My money is on kung fu chicken soup.

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