Say it, don't spray it:

chris - 2005-03-07 12:43:43
Dude, just use "cock." It's versatile, dirty, vaguely funny...it's comparable to sex itself.

LeeboZeebo - 2005-03-07 16:34:49
Member, Turgid Man-Pole, Incredi-Bulge, Purple Helmeted Warrior, Gleaming Phallus, Mighty Male Spear, Big Bad Buddy and the Spheres O'Fears, Testi-Cleez: Destroyer of Uteri, Plump Pussy Pleaser, Frothy Friend, Organic Billy Club, Long Sword, Short Sword, Dagger (if he's particularly underendowed), and Oversized Novelty Firehose. Really, any one of those would work fine.

scottski - 2005-03-07 21:03:59
after the "Spheres O' Fears", everything else withers in comparison. but my vote's for: Whap-a-Dang!

cherz - 2005-03-07 22:28:46
Whammer n' Rocks, Hobo's Stick & Sack, The Mini Leaning Tower, Bat w/ Bits, Hymen Chime, Viagrotron, and how about The One Toned Pipe Organ.

LeeboZeebo - 2005-03-08 02:48:15
Man, I can't believe I forgot One-Eyed Trouser Snake. That is a goddamn classic.

C-Dog - 2005-03-08 12:16:08
How come only guys are commenting? Where are the ladies? Perhaps it's because there is no sexy word for a man's unit. Anyway, I can't believe there's anything left to add, but there is: meat and two veg (British), skin flute, and to add to one of Lee's entries, the bobbin', throbbin', blue-veiner, migrainer, purple-helmeted warrior.

Austin Rich - 2005-03-08 12:35:03
Did we forget the obvious one, Schlong! It's fun to say, fun to write, and makes people laugh every time. There's also Twig 'n' Berries, but I find that one less interesting, personally. Whatever the case, dick & penis are so 10 minutes ago.

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