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protoplast - 2004-02-10 12:33:19
i love this game! i'll try and think of a couple more.

rebecca - 2004-02-11 12:20:56
Wow, this actually makes me want to watch Law and Order!

Tracy - 2004-02-11 12:22:34
Don't forget: Lenny flirts with ME, take a drink of formaldehyde. Let's see, SVU ... Discovery of body missing parts = 1 drink per missing body part Det. Stabler squints and looks intense = 1 drink Det. Stabler worries about his daughters' safety = 1 drink Any reference to Det. Benson being product of her mother's rape = 1 drink and circulate number of local rape crisis hotline Det. Munch bitterly refers to previous marriages/wives = 1 drink per ex-wife/failed marriage Det. Munch interjects conspiracy theory or other paranoia = cover your glass with your hand and drink so no one can see you Det. Tutuola (Fin) uses urban slang = drink a 40 plus one for my homeys Evidence thrown out by a judge = 1 drink Detectives trick a suspect into giving up DNA sample (eg by inciting suspect to spit on them) = 1 drink Successful DNA match as a result of above = 2 drinks ADA gets chewed out by judge or boss = apologize insincerely and drink a glass of dry chardonnay ME or CSI find single piece of evidence (fiber, hair, drop of blood, bite mark) that ties perp to vic = 1 drink Russian mob hit = 1 shot Stoli Mafia hit = 1 glass Chianti Asian (any ethnicity/country of origin) gang hit = 1 cup plum wine Suspect flirts with Det. Benson = 1 drink and take a shower

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