I should have used chopsticks
2002-04-09 12:28 p.m.

So it's 10:00 o'clock at night and Simon hears a commotion in the bedroom. He comes in an the cats are running around in circles and I'm sitting on the bed in a t-shirt waving around my five foot bo staff.

"What the hell are you doing?"

"I'm trying to hit the fly with my bo staff using my mystical kung fu powers." I yell as I make a wild stab into the air.

The fly eventually lands on the wall where Trinity smacks it with her paw then eats it. Loki seemed rather disappointed that she didn't share it but it was an awefully small fly.

That's the most exciting thing that has happened this week.

Did you know that Ru Paul has a weblog? It's fabulous and funny.

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