She didn't say I couldn't play in bed.
2003-12-18 9:59 a.m.

I was trying to fall asleep last night and Trinity decided to start attacking my feet in the bed. I firmly told her "no" but she kept on trying to shred my new comforter to get at the bed mice. I gently pushed her butt off the bed and told her that she could not play with my feet. I was dozing off when one of the cats walked into the bedroom and jumped up on the bed. There was lots of rolling and cavorting going on but not with my feet. I sit up and see that Trinity went and got her new secret squirrel toy and brought it into bed to play with.

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Hello, we're here to deliver a massacre.
2003-12-17 12:22 p.m.

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Justice and Morality: You believe in doing what is
right for others and maybe even for yourself.
People would consider you one with good morals,
and someone who would not let them down.



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I like to think that this describes me fairly well. I esepcially liked choosing between the battle mottos: "Hello, we're here to deliver a massacre!" That pretty much describes my NaNoWriMo heroine, and perhaps me as well.

I slept for eleven hours last night and could easily still be sleeping. My nose is running uncontrollably. I think I'm getting a cold. Damn.

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Fire trucks and the nasally challenged.
2003-12-16 9:58 a.m.

When I drove up this morning there were two fire trucks and an ambulance in front of my office. My first thought was "Hurrah! The office has burnt down!" My second thought was "Oh crap, someone died." I still don't know what happened.

Tivo recorded Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer for me earlier in the week so I settled down with a glass of chardonnary to watch it last night. Afterwards I realized just how un-politically correct the entire show was. Poor Rudolph was nasally challenged and was told by the reindeer coach that he could not play in any of the reindeer games. And what about that little homosexual elf that wanted to be a dentist? He was completely ostracized from elf society just for being who he was. It just seemed so wrong that they had to risk their lives in order to become "accepted" into the north pole mainstream. I guess that's the sixties for you.

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Shut up and Dance, already!
2003-12-15 1:49 p.m.

DJ Gregarious is doing Shut Up and Dance at the Fez ballroom on New Years Eve. It's $8 from 9-2am. Anyone want to go? The Portland Mercury has also written that he'll have a normal Friday night gig at Fez starting in January. Hurrah!

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Performance evaluations are coming up.
2003-12-15 10:18 a.m.

Addendum: I just got my annual performance appraisal from bossman. I'm kicking some serious ass and if it weren't for one file I would have had 100% timeliness. Of course my 98% was nothing to sneeze at as my boss pointed out. I'm such a damn perfectionist sometimes. I hope I get a big raise. And a company car. And my own parking spot. And an office with a view. But I'll settle for a decent raise.

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This is my alibi.
2003-12-15 9:45 a.m.

I woke up this morning to discover that Saddam Hussein has been captured. Wow, where was I yesterday? That's right, laying on the couch watching Law and Order, typing, reading and snoozing in no particular order. This weekend was highlighted by a trip to the Alibi for some craptacular karaoke. The best performer was a tiny white girl in blonde pig tails who did a flawless rendition of Sir Mix-a-lot's "Baby Got Back." Phenomenal! I sang my two usual songs and had one of the waiters shaking his groove thing to my Nancy Sinatra impersonation. I have come to the conclusion that I need bigger hair.

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