I Can't Hear You, There's a Banana on my Car.
2009-06-04 11:13 p.m.

I can't hear you...As I was leaving work and driving out of downtown I noticed the car in front of me had a beautiful banana elegantly placed on their luggage rack. For some reason I thought this was hysterically funny. I don't know why. Maybe because the banana was so perfectly yellow, maybe because it appeared to be enjoying the ride, maybe because bananas are just pretty surreal to begin with. What other food comes with it's own zipper? I grabbed my iPhone and proceeded to drive recklessly while trying to keep up with the bananamobile. I wanted to badly to be the person to tell them that they had a banana on their care. "Hey you!" "What?" "There's a banana on your car?" "What?" "THERE'S A BANANA ON YOUR CAR!" "Do we want to go to a bar?" "BA-NA-NA!" "No thanks, we just had lunch." End scene. Unfortunately they turned north on Grand and drove off. However, I still have my pictures to show you and to keep myself amused. *giggle* A banana!

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