The Reverend Kung Fu Kitten
2001-11-28 8:06 a.m.
Today is the one year anniversary of my ordination. Yes, I am the Reverend Kung Fu Kitten. Can I get an Amen? You too can be ordained for free on the internet. It's completely legal. I can marry people, perform death rights and park anywhere I want with my "Minister on duty" sign on the dashboard.
Of course I haven't actually started up my own church yet. I live in Portland, home of the Church of Elvis, so that's pretty hard to beat. I went to the Religion Selector to figure out what kind of religion I wanted to be part of. It told me I was 100% Neo-Pagan, 77% Mahayana Buddhism and 73% Unitarian Universalism. Interesting. For now I think I'll just remain a quiet spiritual force in cyberspace.
Last night in kung fu we did sparring. We worked on yielding to rather than blocking punches. That means I did a lot of bobbing around and swinging my shoulder back to avoid getting punched. Oddly enough one woman managed to punch me in the nose during a no contact exercise. I heard a strange cracking noise when she did it and thought she had given me a bloody nose but it was just a bit runny and made my eyes watery. Sheesh. I then cornered one of my favorite advanced students after class and made him show me some techniques for testing. Turns out I was doing them wrong so it was a good thing I asked.
It's pouring outside, the outlying areas have snow but we're so close to sea level that all we have is rain. This weather makes me want to curl up in a quilt and watch "White Christmas."
Oh yeah, I got a google hit for "Nude Pictures of Axl Rose."
0 People have tried to sell me Viagra