What other Dlanders look like
2001-11-08 8:17 a.m.

You know when you're part of a virtual community you make up visualizations of what everyone looks like. Some people have posted pictures on their page so you know what they look like but for everyone else I have made up my own versions. So here they are! You can tell me if I'm close, laugh or spam me in my guestbook.

If Alyssa Milano were a dominatrix she'd look just like Ms. M.

Protoplast looks like the picture on her page only all put together. She has sassy hair now so I can quit imagining her with 1 1/2 cans of auquanet in hair.

Bootkiller, I imagine looks like a big dumb Viking only we know Bootkiller isn't dumb. Any man that can cook is all right in my book.

Miranda has long brown hair and big brown doe eyes. She's short and very thin with tattoos and piercings in discreet places.

Outfoxed has reddish brown hair and a goatee. He wears business suits but is always struggling with the tie because it feels like a noose. He wears socks with looney toons characters on them. He has a bumpersticker on his truck that says "I'd rather be wearing flannel."

I'll try to post more as they come to me. Go ahead and list your idea of what kung fu kitten is about. I won't get offended.

I've been asked to do a repeat performance of Thanksgiving dinner this year. I'm contemplating making beef tenderloin. If anyone has a good recipe please e-mail me. ~I'm waving at Bootkiller~

I watched Buffy the musical last night and was very disappointed. They seemed unable to decide whether they wanted to be campy and funny or dramatic. The only person that could sing was Tara and the only person that could dance was Anya. If they had stuck with the funny and campy theme I could have put up with Xander's singing. Very very disappointed. I liked the kiss at the end with Spike and Buffy but even that was unclimactic. And what was the deal with Tara levitating in bed? Do all lesbians do that? I give the show a 5. If you want to see a silly musical watch the episode of Xena where they hold the music competition. Now that was funny.

This is bizarre. I'm sitting at my desk and they just had an announcement over the intercom system that the fire in the cafeteria has been contained and we can return to our desks. What the f*ck? They didn't even bother to inform us that there was a fire let alone evacuate us. I could have died a fiery death because some bozo set his bagel on fire in the cafeteria. Yeah, I feel safe working here. Remind me to tell you about the voluntary bomb threat someday.

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