Victoria's Secret is Michael Jordan
2001-12-11 8:49 a.m.

Prime time television has been featuring Victoria Secret commercials. A bunch of wafer thin models with huge bazoombas gyrating against a camera lens in time to some funky rave music. My god, no wonder half of the diaryland teen girls wonder if they're bi sexual. Women are so completely over sexualized in our culture and we totally take it for granted.

Imagine a jockey commercial with Michael Jordan licking his lips and thrusting his hips in time with techno music. Yeah, right, it would never happen. If it did it would be considered gay, weird or hysterical. Instead jockey commericals feature men in underwear tossing a football to their son and laughing good naturedly.

I am an Alien Autopsy.

My raging belligerant mustard synchronises with spherically verbose participles. I enlist lava by shrinking lenticular disturbances. Loose network steam requires my fortunate lips.

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