Picasso Kows and Zero Carats
2002-04-12 12:16 p.m.
I've been out of my signature scent, Paloma Picasso, for a few weeks and finally decided that wearing Quelques Fleurs every day wasn't working for me. Besides being wickedly expensive it's more of an evening let's get it on scent. Whereas Picasso is much more spicy and sultry. I had to go to two department stores but finally found a lovely boxed set of perfume and lotion. So right now my fingers are very slippery and leaving a funky sheen on my keyboard. But hey, at least I smell nice.
Downtown Portland has been invaded by Kows. They're everywhere. I enjoy looking at them but I wouldn't know what to do with one if I actually bid on it during the auction. Lawn art? Put it in the bedroom? Hang clothes on it's horns?
Simon is considering looking for yet another job. He's not sure if he wants the lifestyle of a financial panther (no base pay, no health insurance). I keep telling him, he can get free health insurance if he slaps a two carat ring on my finger. This is usually accepted with lots of eye rolling on his part.
0 People have tried to sell me Viagra