Donde esta mi patella?
2002-04-10 12:56 p.m.

My kung fu association is hosting the Dog Brothers to come and do a seminar. They specialize in stick fighting and their slogan is "Higher consciousness through harder contact." I've been assured that this is a teaching seminar and I won't lose any teeth or get my patella smacked off. Therefore, I think I'll go. I even have my own sticks that I can bring. (see I can use them for something other than swatting flies)

I did tape a martial arts show on the learning channel that was an "Ultimate 10" countdown of the best martial arts. They had a five minute profile on the dog brothers and showed them fighting. Some blood, lots of bruises and one fractured wrist. I didn't agree with the Ultimate Ten's ranking system at all. I would have put jujitsu higher up and included jeet kune do and wing chun. I don't think I would have included combat ki but that's just my opinion. However, they ranked kung fu (shaolin) as #1 which was all right with me. So halfway through the show they say "You are watching testosterone week on the learning channel!" Testosterone week? I taped four shows during testosterone week. What does that say about me? Hurumph. I think their little slogan is a little sexist. I wonder what "estrogen week" consists of? Dating story? Celebrity makeovers? Quilting circle with Oprah and Connie Chung?

Puh-lease.

Side note: I got a google hit today for "cat poop". I don't know what's funnier, the fact that someone was looking that up on the internet or the fact that I have diary entry devoted to it.

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