Halloween Party
2001-10-28 4:07 p.m.

I got my first google hit yesterday and it was for "kung fu kitten." How incredibly boring and predictible is that? I was hoping for something more wacky like "naked kung fu lesbians" or "nude pictures of Richard Simmons" or something interesting and offensive like my other friends.

I went to a Halloween party last night. I didn't have time to make my Gabby costume since I was sick last weekend. Gabby would have been cool because Xena was there and didn't have a side kick! I could have made an instant friend and we could have beat people up just for fun and screamed "Yi-yi-yi-yi-ya!" at each other from across the room.

So I went to the costume store and found a cool greek goddess toga like outfit. One size fits all my ass. It was huge, I could have fit me and Simon in this dress. Even with some creative pinning and sewing I couldn't have gotten it to work for me. I was just too damn short and skinny for it. (never thought the words too skinny would ever come out of my mouth). So I pouted around the house for an hour while Simon got dressed up in his Axl Rose outfit. Finally I asked if I could borrow an old shirt of his and made him run out to the nearest hair salon for some blue hair dye. 39% punk? I'll show them! So kung fu kitten turned into disgruntled punk rock girl. Which was all right as another chick showed up at the party in the greek goddess outfit. Therefore I escapted mortal costume embarassment.

Here's a few highlights from last night. The first is me and Simon. The next is a nice chalk outline that Simon did for the hostess the night before, he said he used Loki as a model because he woke him up early in the morning. The last is me doing a tarot reading for our gypsy hostess. She did a reading for me so I decided to return the favor as I've read tarot since 1989. A fun evening and I managed not to overdo the booze. Hurrah. We had a pregnant friend who was conveniently our designated driver but I knew I had a ton of stuff to do today (like upload a million pictures to my yahoo account).

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