The Shaolin monks walking on their hands in the snow.
2001-11-30 7:50 a.m.

I got a google hit yesterday for "Kung fu shagging" so now I'm singing the song "kung fu fighting" but with the words kung fu shagging...Everybody was kung fu shagging! Sorry, now that's going to be stuck in your head all day too.

At work we were allowed to wear *gasp* jeans if we dressed up in civil war colors. I'm referring to the ducks vs. the beavers, not the north vs. south. I'm wearing black jeans to celebrate my younger brothers graduation from Oregon State. Go beavers!

Which got me thinking about all the mascots I have been during my lengthy schooling. They are in order of occurrence: mustang, cougar, viking, logger, goeduck, viking. Evergreen State College was the goeduck. It's the only school song I know of that has the words "Squirt! Squirt! Squirt!" in it.

I thought my sifu was trying to kill me in kung fu class last night. It was pretty much an hour and half of hard core conditioning. When we weren't sparring we were doing strange leap frog exercises or pushups with your legs on someone's shoulders while they were holding a push up position. All sorts of things that had my legs and arms shaking and turning to jelly. I'm beginning to wonder if anyone has actually died during testing. If not, I'm worried I'll be the first one. I have to go to the dojo tonight to clean up for tomorrow. I also found out I have to bring cookies, $15 testing fee and $5 for pizza. When Marta asked if she had to pay $5 if she wasn't planning on eating we were told the pizza wasn't for us. The black belts get a lunch break but we can't eat or drink until the test is over. I just keep reminding myself about the Shaolin monks that would walk on their hands in the snow. If they can do that then I can go without eating for eight hours.

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