An egg of dubious age and other stuff.
2006-02-17 10:29 a.m.

I called in sick to work today. I've got a killer headache and I just don't feel right. I'd love to crawl into bed with my books (I've got four going simultaneously, it kind of drives me crazy when I do that), but I'm down to my last sip of Diet Coke* and the cupboard is bare. I think I have some saltine crackers and prescription Chinese tea. That's about it. Oh wait, there's also one egg in the fridge of dubious age. I don't remember the last time I bought eggs. Perhaps, last Christmas when I made cookies? Simon used to make omelets all the time. Maybe it's from the P.S.E. - Pre Simon Era. I'm almost scared to touch it, like it's some sort of unstable rancid egg grenade.

My iBook has been nice the last couple days and hasn't made any alarming noises or freezed up. Of course, now that I've written that it will die a loud horrible death. *fingers crossed*

* If anyone leaves a comment about how they think my headaches are due to my Diet Coke intake, I will throw my Egg Grenade at you. I've done multiple elimination diet tests and Diet Coke and/or caffeinne doesn't cause them. I swear.

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A new look, it's cheaper than dying my hair.
2006-02-16 5:42 p.m.

So what do you think? It seems I get bored with my Diaryland template every six to twelve months or so. I really like the Asian Newspaper but I had to visit squidfingers to find a new background as I didn't like the polka dots the original one had. I'm not real happy at how the top entries do the stair step thing around the graphic and I'll probably make the entry font larger but I figure all this tweaking is pretty good for someone who doesn't know a damn thing about HTML, Javascript or computers in general, if you want to get right down to it. Any other suggestions for tweaking this? You like?

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Breakfast of champions.
2006-02-15 9:01 a.m.

You know those blueberry muffins they sell at 7-11 that are tightly wrapped in cellophone? I think if you buy them after their expiration date they turn into liquor. Breakfast has given me a wicked ass buzz. I don't know whether to dance on the table or puke. Possibly I'll do both, and probably in that order.

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For the record, those are my real lips.
2006-02-14 10:45 a.m.

Happy Valentine's Day Damn It.

Actually it was kind of a relief to be single during Valentine's Day. Last year I was totally screwed over but a guy who promised that we would do something nice for Valentine's Day like dinner together and forgo all the Hallmark and gift crap. Of course, he reneged on our promise and got me a bunch of sickly sweet cards (like five of them) and more useless lovey dovey crap than you can shake a stick at. I didn't feel loving emotions towards him, instead I wanted to throtle him within an inch of his life. No one breaks a verbal contract with KFK. So I can honestly say it was nice having a holiday which included no stupid gifts and no homicidal rage. Instead I ran around the internet virtually kissing all the boys I have crushes on. It was fun. And it made people happy. And no one got throttled (at least not by me).

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Finally have internet - back dated entry.
2006-02-13 10:01 a.m.

I didn�t look up the side effects of Methotrexate before I took it so my hypochondria couldn�t go into full force and give me all of them. I took six pills on Friday night, I�m supposed to take it once a week, and it basically wiped me out. I felt exhausted, slightly nauseous and weak. I spent the entire weekend in bed. All I wanted to do was sleep. I�d get up and then I�d find an excuse to get back into bed. Oh, I�ll just read for half an hour. Zzzzzzzz. These pillows need fluffing. Zzzzzzzz. I have to straighten these sheets. Zzzzzzzzz. I need to recharge my iPod. Zzzzzzz. It was utterly ridiculous.

I spent most of the day trying to get my cable modem up and running - something that never happened. I finally called Comcast at the prompting of my installation disc, and they told me it was a problem on their end. They didn�t have my account properly set up for cable modem. Never mind they sent me the frickin� modem and are charging me for the service. D�oh. So now I have a ticket number because customer service associate Travis, if that is indeed his real name, thank you come again, cannot activate my account himself. I also had to give him three e-mail name choices. I�m pretty sure that kungfukitten is already taken my other ones were kungfucalico and dharmameow. I wish I had more time to think up cool usernames. I was totally put on the spot. I don�t want to end up being dharmameow78 because I was a dork and couldn�t come up with three killer e-mail choices on command. I�m such a moron. Now I wait and wait. It�s driving me insane not having the internet available. No e-mail. I don�t know what�s going on in the world. I can�t do anything. I can�t buy anything. Well, the last one is probably a good thing.

Speaking of shopping, I did get my insane RAM chip from Apple and popped it into my laptop during an hour of consciousness. I now have 640mb of RAM. So far my laptop hasn�t made any horrifying sounds, although I�m backing up everything I do ad nauseum. That�s Latin for �with nausea� because I�m sick and don�t feel very well. I can open all my applications and burn CDs all at the same time. It would be even cooler if I had access to the internet. And if I wasn�t nauseous.

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