Excitable pizza delivery men and obscene T-shirts.
2004-03-05 9:10 a.m.

I was feeling too tired and lazy to cook dinner last night so I ordered a pizza. The pizza delivery dude was a little too excited over my T-shirt. See, I was wearing my "Stop Kitty Porn - Feline Exploitation" T-shirt from Tshirtsthatsuck.com. He went on and on and on about it and made me write the website down for him. I should probably consider what I'm wearing next time I order a pizza.

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Sleep and song recommendations, please.
2004-03-04 11:10 a.m.

Last night I came home from work, had a gin and tonic, ate dinner and immediately fell asleep on the couch. I woke up completely disoriented at 8:00pm. I watched some anime while I painted my fingers and toes a luscious blood red, so very sexy on plaer than thou skin. Then I decided to go full home spa experience and mud masked my face and read in a bubble bath for an hour. The cats walked along the side of the tub dipping their paws into the bubbles. I don't know what the heck is wrong with me. My body is craving tons of sleep. I think Saturday morning will be my sleep as much as I want day so I can play catch up. Maybe I'm fighting off a cold. Maybe I'm just bored. Maybe the gin and tonic was stronger than I intended.

I just got my refund from the federal government. I'm buying a bigger and badder iPod. I need music recommendations. What is your favorite song right now and why? For me I've been over listening to Dido's "Here With Me." I heard it on ER and on Love Actually. It's incredibly sappy and full of longing but I can't quit listening to it. I'm such a masochist.

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Gettin' jiggy with it.
2004-03-03 10:07 a.m.

Our kung fu school shares a wall with some sort of recording studio or drum shop. Last night we were working on the basics of chi sao and next door someone started lying down some serious drum beats. It was hard not to let my hips get into the rhythm. Soon the exercise of chi sao morphed into some sort of really violent mambo.

I�m working on two injuries right now. I have had a problem with my right heel for about three months. I can do whatever I want on it but by the end of the day I�m limping pretty bad. In the morning it�s stiff but I can walk normal. The second injury is something on left side of my shoulder. It feels more like the muscle below the shoulder joint and not a rotator cuff tear but it hurts when I extend my arm up. Some days I feel really old. Thank the goddess for prescription motrin.

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Etiquette question for the guys.
2004-03-02 2:38 p.m.

I was riding up the elevator in the parking garage with a very good looking young man in a suit. He looked impeccable except for the fact that the zipper on his pants was all the way down. I assumed he'd just finished up wit a job interview and was going home so I didn't mention it. Plus I wasn't sure what the proper social protocol is for this situation. So men, please answer this question, would you want a woman to point out to you that your zipper was down or just pretend that she didn't notice? Do men let other men know? If it was a woman I would have definitely siddled up to her and said "ya know�" But I'm also the person that walks around tucking in people's shirt tags and tackling women about to leave the restroom with their skirt tucked up the back of their pantyhose.

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Freaking Airport base station.
2004-03-02 9:45 a.m.

I spent three hours last night trying to get my airport base station to work. I could get it to actually call into my ISP and when I picked up the phone I heard the internet chatter but I could not get Exploder to show me anything. When I plug the phone line directly into my laptop I could dial in and surf just fine. I'm pretty sure my wireless card in my computer works fine, it's the freaking base station. I think it's dead. I'll try to reset all the parameters tonight and start over but it I can't get it to work I'm going to have my brother buy me a used on off e-bay. I want those three hours back.

My novel is finally beginning to take shape. I need to do some character sketches before I completely take off into the shady side of Seattle. Lots of vampires, werewolves and a new spectre that I'm creating called an Elemental. As usual, there will be sex, blood, violence, dead poets, librarians and hot kung fu action.

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Things I'd like to be able to say without lying.
2004-03-01 3:25 p.m.

I'd love to donate blood but I'm underweight.
I'm here to test drive the Jaguar.
It drives me crazy, I can just eat and eat and not gain any weight!
I'm here to see Keeanu, he's expecting me.
Does this dress make my butt look too small?
Have you met my boyfriend, the ambassador?
I only work for fun.
I know eighty-seven different ways to kill you with my ballpoint pen.
Of course I'm not wearing any make-up.
I invented the internet.
Hey, they're playing my song on the radio!
Have I shown you my Oscar?
I can't believe my book is on the bestseller list again.

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Dork, Zen & Bar Food.
2004-03-01 12:12 p.m.

I had an insanely busy weekend that involved little sleep as I had to get up early each morning. I tried to fit in naps as I could and eat when I remembered but most of my sustinance came from pints of McTarnahans and really unhealthy bar food. Mmmm, bar foooood. Early Friday morning I had to take my car in to get the dash fixed from the car break in back in November. I wasted my time at Barnes & Noble. I bought a book on Buddhist Meditation, a book on Buddhist Psychology and a Cowboy Bebop graphic novel. The graphic novel is funny because it's written in English but they swear in Japanese and it's formatted backwards so you start at the end and work forward. Very cute. I spent a couple hours yesterday reading the Buddhist Psychology book and kept having those light bulb moments when I suddenly realize what a self absorbed dork I am. So I'm feeling very Zen at the moment.

Did you see the pictures from Kung fu testing?

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