Lemur petting zoo

2001-12-06 8:32 a.m.

I got another google hit for "Axl Rose nude pictures." One word: why?

I had a brilliant idea this morning while shaving my legs (I have lots of good ideas while shaving my legs). How about if I start a diary care service. People could hire me to continue their diary for them when they go on vacation. I'd give them a list of scenarios they could choose from and I'd write about it until they came back. They could choose from such thrilling adventures as: joining a cult, falling in love, running away to join the circus, developing a rare medical condition, starting a lemur petting zoo & marrying an Elvis impersonator.

I was doing some more shopping (for moi) yesterday and discovered that one of my favorite street performers has his own website. Mr. Statue (not to be confused with catatonic man) is online, not only that but he has a diary here as well. It's a small, small internet. Yesterday he was dressed in his bright green outfit, it sort of makes him look like a giant fishing lure. Personally I like the copper cop, what a delicious pun.

I just booked a hotel room for my parents at the Swankerific Benson Hotel. For Christmas my brother and I are sending them to the symphony and setting them up in a hotel room. I also need to find a cool restaurant for them to have dinner at. I think my shopping is nearly done. Now the baking begins ~dramatic music plays~

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