The infamous egg nog story
2001-10-18 8:33 a.m.
Kung fu kitten is still sick today. I don't know if I'll make kung fu class tonight. I'm not sure if I could do 10 push ups let alone a whole hour of hardcore kung fu action. I'll see how I feel later but I think this will be another evening of television and soup.
I had a sticky note on my computer that said "egg nog story" so I'll shall tell you the egg nog story:
I never liked egg nog but my brother loved it and so did mom and dad. Dad of course, liked his egg nog with whisky. In fact I think dad just used the egg nog as an excuse to have some whisky in the late afternoon.
Well I was dinking around in the kitchen and dad pours himself a nice mug of egg nog and then goes to the liquor cabinet and pours a nice shot of wild turkey on top of it. While he's putting the bottle back my little brother and mom walk into the kitchen. My brother says "wow egg nog!" and takes a big drink. As you may know, when you pour whisky into eggnog it just kind of floats on top. Well my brother is about nine years old and suddenly realizes that he's got a mouthful of whisky and doesn't know what to do. My dad and I are screaming "Spit it out! Spit it out!" and mom is yelling. "Don't swallow!" and my brother is standing there not knowing what exactly to do, his eyes are burning and watering and he's got a mouthful of Kentucky fire water. Eventually we drag him to the sink and he spits it out. I wonder if he still likes egg nog. Or whisky for that matter.
My brother might be lurking and reading, as he helped me with my cool ad banner so he might be around. I'll try not to tell any more embarassing family stories. ;)
I re took the robo personality quiz and changed a bunch of my answers and still ended up with Al Gore. *see yesterday's entry* Then I got some spam for a porn site. Coincidence?
On a side note, run over and check out the unsent letters website here at diaryland. It's a collection (well, 2 when I checked this morning) of letters that people have written but never sent. I've been going through my old journals and have come up with a couple of horribly tragic and romantic love letters/hate mail from my youth that I will post later this week. Do you have any letters you haven't posted that should be sent somewhere? Then post it! All letters are guarenteed to be anthrax free. I know, bad joke, but if we don't laugh we'll cry.
