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2002-01-16 1:54 p.m.
Note to self:
Start kung fu dot.com business and sell one of a kind kung fu items that people don't even know they want yet.
Retractable high heel tabi boots--for the discerning female (or cross dressing) ninja, spend the night dancing at your favorite night club then retract the heels for super sneaking action.
Ex-boyfriend/ex-girlfriend heavy bag--Send us a picture of your ex and we will transfer a life size image on a full size heavy bag. Guaranteed to increase your punching power by 20%.
Dojo Incense--choose from two charming scents: sweaty gym socks and unwashed uniform. Make your home smell just like the dojo!
The Tiny Gi: Little wrap around jacket and drawstring pants just the right size for your cat. Carefully constructed of medium weight cotton with hole for tail. Choose from a variety of belt colors.
Novelty cup (for men): Makes tiger growl or eagle scream when hit. Perfect for sparring with nervous beginners.
Bruise Make Up: Make sure everyone thinks you're working out harder than you are! Palette comes in purple, blue and green for a variety of half healed bruise colors.
Sifu Snacks: The way to your sifu's heart is through his stomach. Whole grain cookies in the shape of ninja stars will guarantee you'll be on the testing list next month!
Full Body Ice Suit: Nylon Jumpsuit filled with ice gel. Store in freezer then put on after a hard workout. Perfect for those times when one ice pack isn't enough!
Tiger Balm Bubble Bath: When the ice suit warms up it's time to jump into a hot bath with tiger balm bubble bath. Loads of luxurious bubbles smelling of camphor and menthol relax your muscles and warm the soul.
Shaolin shaving kit: Curved razors give your head that smooth monk feel.
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