Is he dead?
2001-10-21 3:56 p.m.

I think Simon may be dead.

I'm not sure, however. He went to bed yesterday afternoon and has not gotten back up yet. I just sent a feline scouting party to look for him so I will report when I hear something.

I spent most of yesterday sleeping. It was dark and rainy and I had a helluva headache. I've been pretty much nyquil and painkiller free for 24 hours so I thought I'd try to get rid of the rest of the headache with a muscle relaxant. Something left over from my car accident and nearly expired. We'll see if it does the trick. Ever since the accident *dramatic music plays* I've had more headaches than usual and with a lot of neck and shoulder tension. Even during kung fu class my sifu always has to say a dozen time "Kitten, relax your shoulders. Relax your shoulders!" with the occassional reminder to breathe. I sometimes forget to do that, especially when sparring. If you don't breathe, you eventually pass out and then they can beat the crap out of you. Therefore it is important to breathe.

Simon just yelled from the bedroom that Loki (feline patrol) just called him a wuss. I suspect this may be true. After all, Loki had his balls cut off a few months ago and was up and playing the next day. Compared to him I guess he would be considered a wuss.

I'm actually feeling a tad better today. I put on a bit of make-up (more like spackle!) and did a sucessful grocery store run. It's four and I'm going to watch a nice rerun of Buffy while I curl up on the couch with a quilt, a cat and a nice glass of diet coke.

Ta ta.

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