Cat poop
2002-03-05 12:13 p.m.

The pain has gotten worse, I'm leaving work early to go to the doctor and get my knee checked out and to beg for some big strong pain pills. I'm a sissy when it comes to pain. Simon has my car today so I have to ride the bus and walk a few blocks, that will be good for the old knee but what can I do? Taxi service sucks in this town.

I was going to download some pictures from my camera last night and noticed that there was cat poop on the floor! Now the cats have never "missed" the litter box. Ever. OK, once someone pooped in the recycling bin but that was right next to the litter box so that didn't really count. I'm still impressed that they were able to climb on top of the bin and balance in such a way that it landed on top of the plastic bottles. Yes, I'm living with circus cats. So I'm standing in the computer room staring in horror at what one of my cats has done. I regain my wits and run to the bathroom and grab some toilet paper. When I pick up the offending offal I notice it's rock hard, like it's been there for months without me noticing it. Then I realize it's plastic. Plastic as in, novelty cat poop. Damn that Simon! I took it to him and told him I was worried about the amount of plastic in the cat food. So all last night we were leaving fake cat poop around the house to scare each other. I left it in the microwave this morning so he'd find it when he makes his eggs. We're so juvenile.

Speaking of juvenile, go visit Bootkiller and congratulate him.

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