The Angry Bunny Suit
2001-11-20 8:31 a.m.
I drove around in the pouring rain in a steamy car for two hours trying to find a butcher. The first one was closed on Mondays and the next one wanted $20/pound for beef tenderloin. Finally I walked into Natures, soaking wet in silk and high heels and screamed.
"Give me a goddamned turkey!"
We're having turkey for Thanksgiving. Not beef wellington. I'm not going to spend $100+ for a hunk of meat that I have a 30% chance of ruining, 50% change of it being so so and only 20% of it being damn fantastic. I feel pretty confident that I can make a turkey. So by the time I got home at 7ish, soaking wet and lugging a 13 pound turkey, I was pretty pissy.
Last Thursday my friend M at Kung fu told me how upset she was that she's been unable to find a job. She confided in me that she put the Angry Bunny Suit on. I asked her what the Angry Bunny Suit was. She said some guy left his Halloween costume at her house after a Halloween party. It's a big white fluffy bunny suit. One day her roommate was very pissed off and she put the Angry Bunny Suit on and had an absolute fit. She said it made her feel better so M tried it last week and said it made her feel better too.
I could have used an Angry Bunny Suit yesterday. I think everyone should have one.
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